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The combination is particularly irksome.Quote:
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Improv National Anthem before sporting events.
Walking in a mall and discovering that you're walking to the beat of a song you cannot stand.
This is funny. Did you have your shoulders and hips moving a little extra?Quote:
Originally Posted by TechAlum05
That's classified.Quote:
Originally Posted by maddawg
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Originally Posted by Brian96
What about when someone can't figure out what they want to call HIM? "Father, Lord, God, we just wanna thank you for blessing us today Heavenly Father."
People who engage in a decade-long series of cheating and lying in a major sports competition, sue anybody who speaks out against them, get caught by an agency related to the sports competition, and go on Oprah after they get busted and say "I'm sorry. My bad."
The current structure of the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament regional brackets.
Take 2012 for example. The South Regional had 2nd and 3rd round games in New Mexico and Oregon. The Midwest Regional had 2nd/3rd round games in North Carolina. The #1 seed in the West Regional was Michigan State.
Instead of naming the four 16-team regional brackets by geographic locations, why not name them after the most famous players and coaches in college basketball history (the Wooden Region, The Knight Region, The Maravich region, etc.)?
This d-bag tool from the newest 5-Hour Energy commercial.
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People who stop in heavy traffic allowing other vehicles to enter the flow. Courteous? Not! Rudeness and hazard to the max!
To the max?!?! Cuz I think it's radical and gnarly.Quote:
Originally Posted by maddawg
All the bodacious dudes and dudettes profess -- letting people cut in traffic is most triumphant!
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Speedos
Wet roads and drizzling rain this morning. Some guy stops in the middle of the road to let a slow moving 18 wheeler into traffic. Lucky there wasn't a multi car pile up behind the do gooder.Quote:
Originally Posted by maddawg
Totally lucky! To the MAX!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by maddawg
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What if I'd been looking down texting or something. Good thing I was paying attention. I can't afford any more rear ending claims.Quote:
Originally Posted by Champ967
softball for you
It's no fun when it's expected.Quote:
Originally Posted by maddawg
As I mentioned the other day, several of us here are more selective in our wording since we know Bevis is out there waiting to pounce.:icon_razz:Quote:
Originally Posted by Champ967
TWSS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Champ967
Very meta response of you.
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Originally Posted by maddawg
Tell me about it!! :D
Olympic officials who dropped wrestling as an Olympic sport, but still believe that racewalking (or speed walking) qualifies as an Olympic sport.
We aim to try.Quote:
Originally Posted by inudesu
There is not always something wrong with simple, basic, antiquated, et al.
Undigested corn kernals in feces.
Wow Sooner. You genuinely SHOCKED me right there.
You do realize that TWSS calls for a subtly and nuance that would totally eluded Beavis.Quote:
Originally Posted by maddawg
Like their predecessors on the Ren & Stimpy Show, the creators of Beavis and Butthead studied the contrast between the virtues of kindness of wisdom. Beavis, you see, had a shred of human decency, but was dumb as dirt. Butthead, on the other hand, had a lick of good sense, but was universally cruel.
Both loved boobs, so I could always relate. But given the choice, I prefer to identify with Beavis ... who would not understand TWSS. Or at least not be able to apply it with any degree of consistency.
Hope that's helpful.
An iPhone whose battery only stays charged for 6 hours and is 3 weeks old. New one in the mail free of charge. Better have good experience or it's hello blackberry
You mean you like such kernals?Quote:
Originally Posted by Champ967
Untamed/untrained puppies.
Rushing drivers.
Inattentive drivers.
Nike t-shirts that say "SWAG" somewhere in the title. If you wear one of the shirts, you likely don't have swag.
People that TEXT while driving.
Dry Holes, or even worse completed non-commercial producers.
When stubborn people disregard your opinion since it isn't the same as theirs. Its not like a different point of view ever killed anyone.
Bots suckQuote:
Originally Posted by Nalortebi
This link is real.
http://www.wikihow.com/Wear-Really-L...ut-Losing-Them
discovery channel talking about the "ozark woods" around fouke, arkansas.
Video of the TV reality show when the Moonshiners are "escaping from the revenooers", followed by cameramen with bright camera lights shining.
Businesses stuck in 30000 BC.
Especially pronounced Exspecially
and people referring to the dreaded "Alltimers" disease
Law enforcement who find a bleeding fugitive and immediately call for an ambulance instead of conducting a more important 12 to 24 hour on-site interrogation.
Reality isnt' a movie. Better to have him to study for years than to have him die without any knowledge.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChipDog
I know I said this before, but..........irregardless :furious3:
What you said:
What I heard:Quote:
Originally Posted by JuBru
Blah blah blah. Better to spend your taxes for years and years blah blah than to have it cost you nothing.
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Originally Posted by ChipDog
Sure would have been a shame for him to bleed out on the spot and meet his deserved end.
People who get a dog and don't care.
my child safety lock keeps my 3-year-old from opening the front door, but she can still unlock the door for any stranger that knocks.
Parents who keep their little kids up/out WAY past their bedtime and then blame the kids when they misbehave.
kids that misbehave even when they've had enough sleep...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigdog13
Newspaper (and other) reporters using iPhones for video interviews with poorly lit subjects with lousy audio (background noise) cuz the iPhone mic in too far from the person being interviewed.
I've got an easy solution for that. :laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by arkansasbob
Duct Tape!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigdog13
i said it was a peeve, not an insoluble problem. :icon_wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigdog13
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An aisle of LSU crap, two racks of Oklahoma State shirts, but no Louisiana Tech gear? You suck, Bossier City Target!
We got some nice Tech stuff last night at the Bossier City Academy near Airline & I-220. But the entire Target chain sucks and I already never shop at any of them - so you just piled on one more reason for never going into a Target.Quote:
Originally Posted by TechAlum05
Academy in West Monroe is not Tech friendly. Niether is Dick's in Monroe.
I guess we need to keep an updated list of the good and bad store. All Dick's are anti-Tech, but I already posted a while back how I handle them.Quote:
Originally Posted by maddawg
Yes, I remember. Some our our posters thought you were mean for doing it and I was out of touch for laughing about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChipDog
I hear it referred to as "oldtimers" too. I am not sure which one is worse.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Tech77
People who don't seem to understand that the "d" in Wimbledon is not pronounced with a "t' sound.
Spectators at golf tourneys that yell "get in the hole" on every shot they watch, no matter where they are on the course.
I always thought that was Tiger's followers and the comments weren't necessarily golf related.Quote:
Originally Posted by techman05
Well, Shawn Stefani did get a hole in one at the U.S. Open. :icon_wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by techman05
I got it.:icon_wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirtydawg
New York driving. The roads and signs don't match, the road layout sucks, and the drivers are the worst. May be best to hire a car company when I need to go somewhere. Not going to give public transport a chance. Everything I've seen has been broken down.
But at least the bridges give some nice views.
Talking heads who insist on adding an extra syllable to McCown.
People who don't remove their cap during pregame prayer and National Anthem.
Looked a few rows below tonight to see a guy with...you guessed it, an lsu cap still on his head.
I completely agree and it makes me mad too. However, he could have been so ashamed of the mullet that he refused to take off his hat. Not forgivable, but understandable.Quote:
Originally Posted by maddawg
A couple who uses the phrase "we're pregnant".
Waiting 12 hours for kickoff
One of my proudest moments was the time my youngest reminded me to remove my cap one game. I agree with you. It seems that people have less respect each year for everything.Quote:
Originally Posted by maddawg
I've unfriended several Walmart shoppers on facebook this week.
Our defense. Can I put this on auto reply for every game week?
walmarts the dam devil.Quote:
Originally Posted by maddawg
Next time you shop at the Wally, just make your check out to al-qaeda.
Fumbles
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Originally Posted by ChipDog
Television networks.
Bills
stretched video feed -- why does that happen? the window frame is the right aspect ratio, but they letterbox it to distort the video... :angry:
Stupid penalties, low-low octane.......oh well
High octane to describe explosiveness in sports. It's actually less explosive and more of a controlled burning.
Splicer, with that in mind, it would be more appropriate to describe our current offensive state as more like a strike anywhere match. A brilliant flash, then it's gone and worthless without a kindling pile. WE need some kindling.
Subscription OR ads. Not AND.
Is it any wonder why people pirate?
Damn...sucks to be you! Those are pitiful speeds. Dial up?Quote:
Originally Posted by JuBru
No...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lotsudo
OUCH! You need to find a new ISP.Quote:
Originally Posted by JuBru
I want to get Verizon FIOS. But I need my own place to do that. NY isn't cheap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lotsudo
We didn't have a coach's show yesterday, and LATechPWalsh told Tim Fletcher that Skip couldn't come on his show today because it is a bye week. So no Smoothie King Tech Tuesday. I'm sure Smoothie King is peeved, too.
Maybe you should've taken the day off, too. Recharge your batteries. Rest those injuries to your ego. :laugh::icon_wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dawg06
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I have absolutely no problems with the campaign but the pink flags have to go!
They are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lotsudo
http://deadspin.com/nfl-getting-rid-...ags-1442067399
The odd designation for coaches on message boards of HCXX.
Like we need to know you're complaining about "Head Coach Skip Holtz" instead of some other guy named Holtz (would anyone really blame Lou for a particular play-call or whatever). Or we would be confused by just saying SH.
It's just always seemed really weird and over-specific for something you are abbreviating anyway.
In my grandfathers house SH would be S*** Head. Not saying there is a distinction between the 2.
Football peeve: refs who say "Before the snap, false start...."
Can you false start AFTER the snap?
Nah, I didn't think so.....
Technically, isn't is actually an "early start"? It's not false because it is true that he moved early.
"inudesu has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space."
I know, I know. Working on it.Quote:
Originally Posted by arkansasbob
ahem, pot calling the kettle black?Quote:
Originally Posted by arkansasbob
what is that stinkin' quota? i've deleted 90% of what i have stored! now i have to pick and choose what i want to keep...Quote:
Originally Posted by inudesu
If you're a coach, don't tell your mom anything about your program that can be seen as detrimental.