2016 Presidential Campaign

So in this dream I had last night, I was driving along a narrow road one night and came to an even narrower bridge. All of a sudden there appears in the headlights Mrs Clinton and Mr Trump. The bridge is only a bit wider than my car, there's no time to stop and the two distinguished pedestrians are standing just far enough apart to allow only 3 options: (a) plow through her, (b) rip through him, or (c) be sure I don't scrape my car on the guardrail and take both of them out.

I awoke abruptly in a cold sweat and ran to the garage - not a scrape or scratch on my beautiful blue car with Louisiana Tech plates.

If only this upcoming election was such an easy choice, and if only our country could escape undamaged.

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Originally Posted by ChipDog

So in this dream I had last night, I was driving along a narrow road one night and came to an even narrower bridge. All of a sudden there appears in the headlights Mrs Clinton and Mr Trump. The bridge is only a bit wider than my car, there's no time to stop and the two distinguished pedestrians are standing just far enough apart to allow only 3 options: (a) plow through her, (b) rip through him, or (c) be sure I don't scrape my car on the guardrail and take both of them out.

I awoke abruptly in a cold sweat and ran to the garage - not a scrape or scratch on my beautiful blue car with Louisiana Tech plates.

If only this upcoming election was such an easy choice, and if only our country could escape undamaged.

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In your dream, did the Libertarian candidate arrive with the ambulance?

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Originally Posted by Soonerdawg

In your dream, did the Libertarian candidate arrive with the ambulance?

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I woke up before it all played out, but I wish someone would come to the rescue. My Democratic friends seem to think HC is a lying murderer and my Republican friends seem to think DT is a blowhard idiot, yet each side seems to be thinking they would be better off with their party's horrible candidate than the other's.

I would be interested to know if anyone on BBB is happy with their party's candidate. No disclosure of which party they are for. Just a simple yes or no as to whether they are happy with DT or HC.

My answer is NO!

I'd like to see our country take a mulligan on this election.

I see Triump came out in favor of men using women's restrooms and was totally against having separate transvestrooms.

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Originally Posted by Soonerdawg

I see Triump came out in favor of men using women's restrooms and was totally against having separate transvestrooms.

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For the life of me I can't see why Obama, Clinton or Trump would want a man in the restroom with their daughter. I can see some convenience in a man wearing a dress, but a urinal is where that convenience would come into play. So if a man is decked out in a pretty little sundress or what have you it just doesn't make any sense to go in a restroom without a urinal to lift it at. Am I right?

Now if the men's restroom is full in thr DAC those of us who wear kilts can simply "identify" as a female momentarily and hurry the process along.

Idiocracy.

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Originally Posted by ChipDog

For the life of me I can't see why Obama, Clinton or Trump would want a man in the restroom with their daughter. I can see some convenience in a man wearing a dress, but a urinal is where that convenience would come into play. So if a man is decked out in a pretty little sundress or what have you it just doesn't make any sense to go in a restroom without a urinal to lift it at. Am I right?

Now if the men's restroom is full in thr DAC those of us who wear kilts can simply "identify" as a female momentarily and hurry the process along.

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Obama's ruling for his sexually fluid self and his friends will probably never pass mustard in our land's courts.

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Originally Posted by Soonerdawg

In your dream, did the Libertarian candidate arrive with the ambulance?

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Soon after a call to the emergency reporting company which had won the local bid, they in turn contacted the chosen respective ambulatory services purchased by Mrs Clinton and Mr Trump. Upon arrival, the two companies traveled to the privately run hospitals, which rendered market competitive services to the injured civilians. In addition, the private investigative conflict resolution firms to which Mrs Clinton and Mr Trump belonged inspected the scene, and eventually placed calls to ChipDog's conflict resolution firm, in hopes of arriving at a fair compensation and due course of justice.

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Originally Posted by Blue Dawg

Soon after a call to the emergency reporting company which had won the local bid, they in turn contacted the chosen respective ambulatory services purchased by Mrs Clinton and Mr Trump. Upon arrival, the two companies traveled to the privately run hospitals, which rendered market competitive services to the injured civilians. In addition, the private investigative conflict resolution firms to which Mrs Clinton and Mr Trump belonged inspected the scene, and eventually placed calls to ChipDog's conflict resolution firm, in hopes of arriving at a fair compensation and due course of justice.

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Uh wait, what?

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Originally Posted by ChipDog

So in this dream I had last night, I was driving along a narrow road one night and came to an even narrower bridge. All of a sudden there appears in the headlights Mrs Clinton and Mr Trump. The bridge is only a bit wider than my car, there's no time to stop and the two distinguished pedestrians are standing just far enough apart to allow only 3 options: (a) plow through her, (b) rip through him, or (c) be sure I don't scrape my car on the guardrail and take both of them out.

I awoke abruptly in a cold sweat and ran to the garage - not a scrape or scratch on my beautiful blue car with Louisiana Tech plates.

If only this upcoming election was such an easy choice, and if only our country could escape undamaged.

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Originally Posted by Blue Dawg

Soon after a call to the emergency reporting company which had won the local bid, they in turn contacted the chosen respective ambulatory services purchased by Mrs Clinton and Mr Trump. Upon arrival, the two companies traveled to the privately run hospitals, which rendered market competitive services to the injured civilians. In addition, the private investigative conflict resolution firms to which Mrs Clinton and Mr Trump belonged inspected the scene, and eventually placed calls to ChipDog's conflict resolution firm, in hopes of arriving at a fair compensation and due course of justice.

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However, after the ambulatory service pointed out to the privately run hospital that Mrs. Clinton was in fact actually a shemale, he/she/it's (Hillary's) medical deductible went down per the hospital's accounting office. He/she/it Clinton received immediate and prompted medical attention by all of the doctors and staff who had previously been hanging in the break room listening to NPR while reading The Huffington Post and smoking pot. This happening all the while Mr. Trump was still shaking hands and signing autographs of himself and his smoking hot and unclad wife Melania. When this terrible PC "diss" was uncovered by Mr. Trump, he became severely PO'd and immediately filed a lawsuit for unfair sexual discrimination on the privately run hospital as well as the continually and clinically stoned doctors and staff in question. The update to this breaking news story can be read in the latest Enquire Magazine found at your local Piggly Wiggly.

I'm afraid our country is headed for some rough times. Maybe those preppers have been right all along.

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Originally Posted by ChipDog

Uh wait, what?

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Self deprecating joke about a libertarian paradise.

And the unification of the GOP which Trump predicted would happen starts.


'WANT TO BE HELPFUL': Rubio backs
Trump, sorry for personal attacks

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  Former Republican presidential candidate Sen. Marco Rubio said Sunday that he fully supports former rival Donald Trump’s White House bid, apologized for his personal attacks in the bruising primary and hinting that he’d even speak for Trump at the July nominating convention.
  “I want to be helpful,” the Florida senator said on CNN's "State of the Union."
  Rubio argued that supporting Trump, now the presumptive GOP presidential nominee, is the only way to keep Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton from becoming president, regardless of some of his scorched-earth campaign rhetoric.
  “Despite all my differences with Donald Trump, I have a better chance to get a conservative-nominated Supreme Court with him than I ever will with Hillary Clinton,” he said.
  Rubio said Trump also will support other parts of the conservative agenda including the repeal of ObamaCare and rolling back federal regulations that are “damaging” to the U.S. economy.
  
  
  

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Originally Posted by TYLERTECHSAS

And the unification of the GOP which Trump predicted would happen starts.


'WANT TO BE HELPFUL': Rubio backs
Trump, sorry for personal attacks

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  Former Republican presidential candidate Sen. Marco Rubio said Sunday that he fully supports former rival Donald Trump’s White House bid, apologized for his personal attacks in the bruising primary and hinting that he’d even speak for Trump at the July nominating convention.
  “I want to be helpful,” the Florida senator said on CNN's "State of the Union."
  Rubio argued that supporting Trump, now the presumptive GOP presidential nominee, is the only way to keep Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton from becoming president, regardless of some of his scorched-earth campaign rhetoric.
  “Despite all my differences with Donald Trump, I have a better chance to get a conservative-nominated Supreme Court with him than I ever will with Hillary Clinton,” he said.
  Rubio said Trump also will support other parts of the conservative agenda including the repeal of ObamaCare and rolling back federal regulations that are “damaging” to the U.S. economy.
  
  
  

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Rubio knows exactly what he is doing. :D

This whole election reminds me of a bad joke.