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Crazy how many guys walk out of a public restroom without washing their hands.

How do the zombies on tv & movies always manage to keep their clothes on? You'd think they'd eventually get their clothes snagged on a branch or something ...

It's not that I want to see naked zombies. You just think there'd be more.

Also, why don't any wild animals ever attack the zombies? Predators and scavengers consume carrion everyday. And in a battle between a single zombie and a puma (or even a flock of buzzards), I think the animal(s) would have the advantage.

maybe the animals turn into zombies before they finish their meal?

when i was typing "maybe" just now, my right hand was out of position and i typed ",aube" instead. reminded me of aubunique. haven't seen anything from him in a while...

Thank you state of Louisiana. Got a $30.05 tax refund from 2008. Better late the never!

Love it when the server in a restaurant comes by the table in latex gloves and offers to refill drinks. Only problem is that she held them against her chest as she walked to the counter. Nice try, but I bet that's not quite the idea.

A 70+ year old lady in a tube top in Walmart. That is all.

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A 70+ year old lady in a tube top in Walmart. That is all.

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Were they real?

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Were they real?

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I wasn't that close. She was at the complete opposite end of the aisle. I nearly took out a shelf full of potato chips as I wheeled around to run out before I saw too much.

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I wasn't that close. She was at the complete opposite end of the aisle. I nearly took out a shelf full of potato chips as I wheeled around to run out before I saw too much.

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I love this thread.:laugh:

"you should not be so negative" is a wonderfully ironic statement.

Conan O'Brien ‏@ConanOBrien 2h2 hours ago
A woman is suing KFC for $20 mill after getting a bucket of chicken she said was half empty. KFC is countersuing her for being a pessimist

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For Marketdawg... The bolded post from Brian 6 years ago probably had the most impact on me.

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Almost 24 hours w/out a dip of snuff. Hope I don't end up in jail.

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Going on 6 months now for me...

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You okay?

I'm determined to go cold turkey now. I had weined myself down to the pouches and/or a can/2 days.

Its rough!

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Only time I crave one is when I'm out at the camp or when on a baseball field...I think it is more because of habit. On the bright side though, my gum line is no longer receeding and has actually grown back...

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Absolutely habit now. The physiological aspects of the addiction to nicotine typically withdraw within just a few weeks. What remains is the psychological (and emotional) conditioning that has associated so many cues in your environment with your nicotine fix.

Congrats on quitting and staying quit for so long!

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Dammit!

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Three weeks tomorrow. Nobody has really noticed or said anything. I didn't use a spit cup very often so maybe my habit wasn't that noticable. It's still tough and a little encouragement would help.:icon_wink:

Doing sunflower seeds a little, but the salt can't be much better for me than the nicotine was. I've got to get a handle on the weight gain issue. Even though I feel better, I've gained a few in the last few weeks.

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Congrats my friend. You are well on your way. I chew gum a lot now. Perhaps that is a good alternative. Also, tic tacs.

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Congrats!

At least the sunflower seeds won't rape and pillage your gums and throat like chewing tobacco will.

My grandfather was a smoker until the 60s or 70s. He worked shifts, and he got home after a 3-11 one night, out of cigarettes. There were no 24-hour convenience stores at that time and place, and his craving kept him up all night. True to his character, instead of buying cigs when the shops opened, he got pissed! He was NOT going to let something have that much control over him!

Unfortunately, he switched to chewing tobacco, which eventually led to the throat cancer that killed him at a fairly young (considering his otherwise good health and activity level) age of 77.

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Interesting. I never thought about it being a control thing. Wow that is scary!

Several years ago I forgot my snuff going to the duck blind and I was the only dipper in the group. I walked back to the four wheeler, rode to the camp, and got my snuff. Missed the first hour of shooting time. The stuff I had to walk through to get in and out of the blind was undescribable. 6" of water and 30" of mud. It was tough! I got my nicotine fix though.:o

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Shelbi Jeanes ‏@shelbidoll_93 23h23 hours ago
Get someone who looks at you the way Skip Holtz looks at @Trent5Taylor

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...Don't crop watermarks out of your pictures when you decide to repost. Makes you look like you just committed a federal (copyright) crime...
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