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At nearly 48 years of age, I have found the act of jumping to be the most unpleasant body movement. It is as if my hips and the earth have made a secret agreement that they forbid me to be off the ground.
Likewise the second most unpleasant body movement is the act of squatting. It is like the same hips and earth that forbid the jump have a second secret agreement that I shall not lower myself down by the squat.
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LEEDAWG
One of the keys to great chocolate chip cookies is they must be under-cooked.
Disagree. I like them crisp and love to freeze and eat them.
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Tech77
Disagree. I like them crisp and love to freeze and eat them.
Well you are just wrong about that.😬
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I think cookies should be chewy most of the time, not crisp.
Chips Ahoy taste decent, but are crispy.
Chewy Chips Ahoy are chewy, but taste weird.
Nilla Wafers are better when they have aged into a softer state after opening the package.
Oreos should only be sold in Double-Stuff type.
Snickerdoodles are nice.
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Two
Warm
Chocolate chip cookies
Lightly crispy outside
Chewy inside
With butter cream icing in the middle
Drop the mic
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LEEDAWG
At nearly 48 years of age, I have found the act of jumping to be the most unpleasant body movement. It is as if my hips and the earth have made a secret agreement that they forbid me to be off the ground.
Likewise the second most unpleasant body movement is the act of squatting. It is like the same hips and earth that forbid the jump have a second secret agreement that I shall not lower myself down by the squat.
I'm not quite 40 yet, but my knees and I have been having some "interesting" conversations in the last year or so. I think there may be some secret agreements taking place without my knowledge between them and the ground.
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LEEDAWG
At nearly 48 years of age, I have found the act of jumping to be the most unpleasant body movement. It is as if my hips and the earth have made a secret agreement that they forbid me to be off the ground.
Likewise the second most unpleasant body movement is the act of squatting. It is like the same hips and earth that forbid the jump have a second secret agreement that I shall not lower myself down by the squat.
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inudesu
I'm not quite 40 yet, but my knees and I have been having some "interesting" conversations in the last year or so. I think there may be some secret agreements taking place without my knowledge between them and the ground.
Some of you youngsters aren't going to get much compassion on your "so called health" issues from us older guys! :laugh:
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just once before i die, i would like to experience an entire december without hearing the phrase "'tis the season for [insert promoted item]". is that so much to ask?
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LEEDAWG
I think cookies should be chewy most of the time, not crisp.
Chips Ahoy taste decent, but are crispy.
Chewy Chips Ahoy are chewy, but taste weird.
Nilla Wafers are better when they have aged into a softer state after opening the package.
Oreos should only be sold in Double-Stuff type.
Snickerdoodles are nice.
i know what this is: 5 truths and a lie. i found the lie. classic oreos have exactly the right amount of stuffing. double-stuff oreos are too sweet.
incidentally, oreos are best when softened slightly by a quick dip in milk or by sitting in an unsealed package for about 24 hours. nilla wafers are best when softened by sitting on the bottom of a banana pudding...
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arkansasbob
i know what this is: 5 truths and a lie. i found the lie. classic oreos have exactly the right amount of stuffing. double-stuff oreos are too sweet.
incidentally, oreos are best when softened slightly by a quick dip in milk or by sitting in an unsealed package for about 24 hours. nilla wafers are best when softened by sitting on the bottom of a banana pudding...
A man who knows his cookies.
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But have you ever had a box of cookies … on weeeeeeeeed?
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Champ967
But have you ever had a box of cookies … on weeeeeeeeed?
You can’t be quoting the liberal snowflake Jon Stewart in the liberal snowflake Dave Chappelle’s liberal snowflake movie?!
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Great songs like the following could never be made today due to the fact the artists wouldn't have the balls to do so in today's PC climate -
Mexican Blackbird - ZZ Topp (hell every ZZ To
Dirty White Boy - Foreigner
Smokin' in the Boys' Room - Brownsville Station/Motley Crue (hell every Motley Cue song)
I Used To Love Her - GnR (Hell Every GnR song)
Hot For Teacher - Van Halen (Hell Every Van Halen song)
Rapture - Blondie
Take A Walk on The Wild Side - Lou Reed
Skateaway - Dire Straits
Cocaine - J J Cale
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Dwayne From Minden
Great songs like the following could never be made today due to the fact the artists wouldn't have the balls to do so in today's PC climate -
Mexican Blackbird - ZZ Topp (hell every ZZ To
Dirty White Boy - Foreigner
Smokin' in the Boys' Room - Brownsville Station/Motley Crue (hell every Motley Cue song)
I Used To Love Her - GnR (Hell Every GnR song)
Hot For Teacher - Van Halen (Hell Every Van Halen song)
Rapture - Blondie
Take A Walk on The Wild Side - Lou Reed
Skateaway - Dire Straits
Cocaine - J J Cale
That should be played on a loop at every TECH Sporting event. Call it the no snowflake zone
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