Trump: I have sex with dead goats.
Rational humans: Dear God, man! Whats wrong with you?!
Repubs: HA HA! GET OVER IT, LIBTARDS! MAGA!
Trump: I never said I have sex with dead goats.
Rational humans: Dude, you literally
just said that.
Repubs: TRUMP NEVER SAID HE HUMPS DEAD GOATS, SNOWFLAKES!
Trump: I only boink dead goats because Obama and Clinton started it.
Repubs: WHERE WAS THE FAKE NEWS WHEN OBAMA WAS SNUGGLING GOATS?!
Rational humans: You guys are just ... not right. Please go away.
Repubs: CENSORSHIP! TAKING AWAY OUR FREE SPEECH! WE NEED TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST THIS OPRESSION! KILL KILL KILL!
Rational humans: [sigh] ... I guess we'll have to fight back
Repubs: BEHOLD THE VIOLENT LEFT!
Rational humans: [facepalm] ... we meant at the polls. You know, elections?
Repubs: FLIP FLOP! KILL THE LIBTARDS FOR JESUS!
Rationals: Jesus never said anything even remotely like that.
Repubs: THEYRE TAKING AWAY OUR RELIGION! FIGHT BACK! MAGA!