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Plumber's Day

April 25th, 2012

Anyone who's ever tried to repair a toilet on their own knows the value of a good plumber. As in, a plumber costs less than replacing a water damaged bathroom floor, buying a new pair of shoes, and springing for the family to spend the weekend in a motel.

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World Penguin Day

April 25th, 2012

Hey, wait a sec. We already celebrated Penguin Awareness Day in January. What's with the additional penguin day? Perhaps this supports our theory that the penguins are planning for world domination. Soon we'll have to live as the penguins do. Here's hoping you all like eating fish and sliding around on your bellies.

Administrative Professionals Day

April 25th, 2012

Once known as Secretaries Day, Administrative Professionals Day honors those with the ever-changing, always-important administrative roles in our workplaces. These folks run a tight ship, making sure files stay filed, bills are paid, meetings are attended, and generally keeping the office from going into total chaos. Show your administrative staff how much you care with a gift or luncheon. And if you are an administrative professional, prepare to be pampered!

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Hmmmm...so she likes to work with tools???

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Hug an Australian Day

We hear that Australians are friendly, fun-loving, and have adorable accents. Those seem like good enough reasons to hug one today. But beware of the boomerang effect. You hug them once and they turn around and come back for more.

National Richter Scale Day

April 26th, 2012

Originally the name of a system for rating hot co-eds on a scale from 1 to 10, the Richter scale is the creation of Charles Richter and Beno Gutenberg, both of the California Institute of Technology. With a few modifications and the additions of equipment and actual science, the scale was first used to measure seismic activity in 1935. Now there's one invention that's off the charts!

Trojan Magnums

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Hug an Australian Day

We hear that Australians are friendly, fun-loving, and have adorable accents. Those seem like good enough reasons to hug one today. But beware of the boomerang effect. You hug them once and they turn around and come back for more.

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Hmmmm...we are both being BAD.

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I see two good reasons why more could be VERY GOOD!!

Durex Ribbed

I just saw on the net...that the Dallas Cowboys got Claiborne. That works for me.

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I just saw on the net...that the Dallas Cowboys got Claiborne. That works for me.

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Nice.

So they can suck like the tiggers? That's awesome!!