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Classy insult number 17:
" He uses statistics as a drunken man uses a lamp-post; for support rather than illumination" - Andrew Lang

Classy insult number 16: (Make up for yesterday)

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends ." - Oscar Wilde

Classy insult number 15:

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - Willian Faulkner speaking of Ernest Hemingway (or someone on this board from another school )

Anyone wanna apply a name? After all, we seem to need CONTROVERSY.

Go Dawgs...............we are gonna have a good year this football season.......gonna kick some butt!!!!

Classy insult number 14:

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

Do you know why men fart more than women?????? Because men are under more pressure! :D

Classy insult number 13:

(A lady to Winston Churchill) "If I were your wife, I would give you poison," to which Churchill responded, "Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it."

(Make up )
Classy insult number 12:


"I've never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with gret pleasure. - Clarence Darrow


Classy insult number 11:

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I will waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas

Classy insult number 10:

"He love nature in spite of what it did to him." Forrest Tucker

Go Dawgs....JFW

Classy insult, Pastor to Deacon Chairman, in hospital:

"Brother George, the deacons are praying for you. The vote was 9 to 7."

(catch up, again)
Classy insult number 9:

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music. " Billy Wilder

Classy insult number 8:

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

Purchased my tickets to the Houston game from LA TECH and made my hotel reservations. I'm ready for some redemption. They don't have their 5 year QB this year!

Dear Lord let this be the year!

Sorry I haven't been posting. I've been too busy with the new job.

Happy Flag Day!