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Kick ass dawgs!
I don't know who to cheer for in NFL conference championships - definitely not ATL or SF. I guess I'll root for the Ravens
There's a reason it's called the No Fun LeagueQuote:
Originally Posted by sportdawg
Half-heartedly, Atlanta, just so Luke could get a ring.
OK, I'll buy that reason and sign up for it, too. go falconsQuote:
Originally Posted by OLDBLUE
The Ex-wife
Bob decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat".
Bob gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't “
Rats and horses can't vomit!
Yuck.....not what I wanted to read while the wife is cooking supper.Quote:
Originally Posted by CARTEK
Popcorn
BUMP
flatulence
Must have eaten Mexican food.Quote:
Originally Posted by CARTEK
...beans and cornbread!
Any yellow snow warnings up there in Arkansas?