If you want a thread to die

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Originally Posted by OLDBLUE

Lasyone's
http://lasyones.com/

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YESSSS...Lasyone's meat pies.....best ever!!!

And....Nicky's tamales!!

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Originally Posted by 70TECHGRAD

RhinoDawg should be on The Taste.

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Only one problem with that. After just a taste you have got to have more.

-------- Subject: USMC TEACHER

BRAVO to another creative teacher! SEMPER FI !!! A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest. Dead silence!...the rest of the year went very smoothly.

masterbating pooper

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Originally Posted by CARTEK

masterbating pooper

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Damn....that sounds awful!

If you want a thread to die- Post it in the Hall of Fame BoaRD. (Going on 49 hours w/o a post.)

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Originally Posted by OLDBLUE

If you want a thread to die- Post it in the Hall of Fame BoaRD. (Going on 49 hours w/o a post.)

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Everyone stopped visiting or defected (probably a better word to use) to BTB because of sniping during the bowl fiasco.

We were playing cards at Sue's house. In Sue's bathroom the commode handle has to be jiggled for the commode to stop running after it is flushed. Everyone knows that....it has been that way for about a year.
John got up and excused himself to go to the bathroom.

Upon John's return, Sue said, "did you jiggle it"??

John replied, I jiggled it, wiggled it, shook it, and squeezed it"!!!

Everyone laughed as Sue's face turned to beat red!!!

You can shake it
you can break it
you can beat it against the wall
when you put it in your pants
THEN, the last drop will fall.

Many of us thought that was funny.... when we were young.:o:furious3:

While we are on the subject of "Toiletology," I recall a rather lengthy study was done about the density, color and texture of feces.The report included photos for illustration, wooopeee. It related how one could diagnose potential health issues based upon these variables.

All kinds of thoughts raced through my cluttered mind like:
1. These people need a real job.
2. What kind of benefits and what is the pay scale for that research?
3. On the other hand, it seems these people know some ....
4. Or, they know their ......
5. Surely they have a government grant to do this.
6. Will I now spend time studying my daily dump????????? Oh dear!
Must add a new one now:
* This thread has gone to .......

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Originally Posted by OLDBLUE

You can shake it
you can break it
you can beat it against the wall
when you put it in your pants
THEN, the last drop will fall.

Many of us thought that was funny.... when we were young.:o:furious3:

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The two ways I heard it was:

No mater how much you shake or dance
the last 2 drops will go upon your pants.

And

No matter how much you pull or squeeze
the last 2 drops will go on your BVD's.

Hopefully, this thread has not gone in the toilet!! :shocked2:

El thread es muerto.

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We must not forget those moments we hugged the porcelin god.

No, wait, I wish I could forget.

My liver says thank you every morning since I gave up on ethanol abuse.