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There was a guy that stabbed a lot of people too. I guess they will be taking our knives next. It just goes to show that some MF idiot will always find a way to hurt someone. They can outlaw this and that.....until they get down to sticks and stones!!Quote:
Originally Posted by OLDBLUE
I kid you not, I saw someone post about stricter bomb laws monday ..... AND THEY WERE SERIOUS.Quote:
Originally Posted by 70TECHGRAD
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left. :D
Yep, should only allow the small bombs. :shocked2:Quote:
Originally Posted by BoutThemDawgs
First you get people to register their bombs.
Then you get people to get a permit to carry a hidden bomb.
In New York the law limits you to 7 bombs on your person, at any one time.
I find bomb laws to be sexist since they outlaw bombshell babes.
Ooooohhhh nnnnooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Come to think of it, all the young galoots would probably like it if the bombshells were all registered.
Now, people who don't agree with stricter gun laws are liars. WHAAAATTT leadership.
GO DAWGS!!! everything else is da' debble!!!
Don't blame me.....I tried to warn everyone not to elect him, but no one listened!! All I can say to the people who elected him....how's that workin for ya???Quote:
Originally Posted by OLDBLUE
You forgot the background check.Quote:
Originally Posted by Houston Techsan
My super lib neighbor called out to me as I was parking the car in the driveway today. "Hey Rich I got a snake over here!" He had about a two foot (3 or 4 rattles) rattle snake that was in an old pile of wood in a metal bucket. He had moved the bucket from his driveway to a place in between our houses about 4 inches from the compressor for his air conditioner. So, he took the effort to move the bucket but the snake was still alive and his hands were shaking. I looked into the bucket and the rattler seemed to be quite comfortable there. I had already retrieved my shovel. With is voice unsteady he said he had a gun and "We could shoot it!" if I couldn't get to it with my shovel. I let him off the hook by telling him that he would probably take out his compressor with the gun. I was really thinking that with his shaking hands a metal bucket and a compressor sitting on top of a concrete slab, I didn't want to be anywhere near this idiot with a gun. I killed the rattler for him, which is what he really wanted me to do in the first place so he wouldn't loose face. Threw the thing across the street in the green belt where the wildlife could feed off of it. Then I pulled his chain about the new load of rocks he got for his concrete driveway (he had the last pile for about a year and a half).
For you gun lovers out there I bet you will love this.
THEBEST Put Down LINE EVER
Major General Peter Cosgrove is a Pure Australian treasure!
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.
Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.. It is a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when
they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they
even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers..
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio castwent silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.
While I was outside a few minutes ago in the yard with my dog, two unfamiliar dogs showed up. One was wearing a black NO Saints collar and one was wearing a purple lsu collar. They seemed to be friendly dogs so Ilooked at the appropriately attired one and said "Go Saints" and thenI looked at the other dog and asked, "what year did you graduate?",he just looked at me with his head cocked sideways and a not-so-intelligentgrin and said nothing - "how typical" I thought.