Happy NATIONAL NO SOCKS DAY everyone!!! Be sure to celebrate!
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Happy NATIONAL NO SOCKS DAY everyone!!! Be sure to celebrate!
I'm waitin' for national "dirty" socks day.
Today in history
May 15, 1800: President John Adams orders federal government to Washington, D.C.
On this day in 1800, President John Adams orders the federal government to pack up and leave Philadelphia and set up shop in the nation's new capital in Washington, D.C. After Congress adjourned its last meeting in Philadelphia on May 15, Adams told his cabinet to make sure Congress and all federal offices were up and running smoothly in their new headquarters by June 15, 1800. Philadelphia officially ceased to serve as the nation's capital as of June 11, 1800.
At the time, there were only about 125 federal employees. Official documents and archives were transferred from Philadelphia to the new capital by ship over inland waterways. President and Mrs. Adams did not move in to the (unfinished) president's mansion until November of that year. Settling in to the White House was a challenge for the new first lady. In December, Abigail Adams wrote to a friend later she had to line-dry their clothes in what eventually became the East Room.
Now, Blame Adams!!!!!
My computer was in the shop for 10 days. I have just now gotten it back to the way I want it to operate. Sooooo....let's see if I can get this thread back to the top of the page. :)
Still trying to get this thread to move up!!
Top spot right now!Quote:
Originally Posted by 70TECHGRAD
Here Let me help!
Don't forget that May is NATIONAL BARBECUE MONTH!!!
We've still got TWO WHOLE WEEKS to celebrate!
I'll pass. I know it's sacrilegious in the south, but I don't like barbeque.
I don't think I could live without my grill! I want to get a smoker and start smoking some brisket and such soon.
May 16, 1891 - George A. Hormel & Co. introduced SPAM!
1965 - Spaghetti-O's were first sold.
1985 - Michael Jordan named NBA Rookie of the year.
May 16, 1952 Rumor has it LPI introduced plans for a new football stadium:DQuote:
Originally Posted by OLDBLUE
Hey 70: closing in (fast) on BTE.
Let's get em!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by OLDBLUE
The Talking Centipede
A single guy decided life would be more fun
if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store
and told the owner
that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion,
he finally bought a talking centipede,
(100-legged bug),
which came in a little white box
to use for his house.
He took the box back home,
found a good spot for the box,
and decided he would start off
by taking his new petto the bar with him.
So he asked the centipedein the box,
"Would you like to go
to the bar with me today?
We will have a good time."
But there was no answer
from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit,
but he waited a few minutes
and then asked again,
"How about going
to the bar with me
and have a beer?"
But again,
there was no answer
from his new friend and pet.
So he waited
a few minutes more,
thinking about the situation.
The guy decided
to invite the centipede
one last
time.
This timehe
put his face up against
the centipede's house and shouted,"Hey, in there!
Would you like to go
to the bar
for a beer?".....
This time,
a little voice
came out of the box,
"I heard you the first time!
I'm putting my Frigging shoes on!"