Is this why "footbol" is so popular?
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Is this why "footbol" is so popular?
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See, I told you. a pink butterfly 'too right on the cheek.
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Lets see what happens when I thump your chin with my thumb.
Ruff sport that there soccer!
Go Dawgs!!! 13 more days til Fall practice!!
July 24 is NATIONAL TEQUILA DAY. I've never had any, but for those that do... http://www.examiner.com/article/nati...-best-tequilas
Today is National Cousins Day. Very confusing in some jurisdictions, such as Arkansas
This just in: George Zimmerman plans to change his name to Ben Gazi in order to get the media and the White House to leave him alone.
and on that que:Quote:
Originally Posted by 79trueblue
There is a hispanic caucasian who saved 4 Americans the other day by pulling them from their overturned vehicle and he gets daily death threats as opposed to an african caucasian who left 4 Americans to die in Libya and has no consequences.
Fixed it.Quote:
Originally Posted by RhinoDawg
I am sooooooo ready for some football!!!! It has been a longgggg time!!!! It is aggravating that the first game is an away game!!
It has worked in the past....just ask Hillary Clinton.Quote:
Originally Posted by 79trueblue
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Speak kindly, and leave the rest to God.
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Excellent advice!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tech77
Damn.....I was gone for a day and this thread ended up on the second page!!! BUMP!!!