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Ok...so this thread got down to the second page while I was in Dallas!!!! BUMP
So much chatter about our dawgs at 1-4....this thread got to page 2 again.....BUMP. No....it isn't going to die!!!!:)
WHERE ARE MY GLASSES?Yesterday, my daughter again asked me why Ididn't do something useful with my time.Talking about my "doing something useful"seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.She said that she was "only thinking about me", andsuggested that I go down to the senior centerand hang out with the other old guys. -- I did this.When I got home last night, I decided to teach hera lesson about staying out of my business.I told her that I had joined a parachute club.She said, "Are you nuts? You're 76 years old, andyou're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"I proudly showed her that I even had a membership card.She looked at it and said, "Good grief,Dad, where are your glasses?!This is a membership to a ProstituteClub, not a Parachute Club."I told her, "Then, I'm in real trouble -- becauseI’ve signed up for five jumps a week."She fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier --but, sometimes it can really be fun!
Bump-de-bump.:)
de-bump-bump :D
Then there is the fist ....
http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.45841...7&rs=1&pid=1.7
And who can forget the ...
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.50136...7&rs=1&pid=1.7
Thanks for the bumps, guys! I caught a bad cold while in Dallas.......just getting over it. This has been a lousy week. :(