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WHO IS JACK SCHITT??????
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and
owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious
couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living
with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as
Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son
with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
Moist
last man drafted-- Ditka said only way to get off team would be to put him in coffin. Great career blocking for Sayers. At Tech he NEVER had negative yardage play-Never! last game of season he need about 200 tards to hit 1000 -- we gave him the ball constantly and he was over that in first half> ballpark numbers but he did it in a half-- last I heard he owned a few churches chicken restraurants in Alabama .
Roland blocked for Payton, not Sayers.
Has this thread surpassed the one with the scantily clad women?
Substance man. The BTE is eroding. None of these "Schitt" posts are going away.:D
BTW 70, Crock O. didn't mention the illegitimate twins Nita and Tayka.
He just "don't got tha'" Schitts, or doesn't give one?
Crock O. doesn't seem to be into deep "Schitt" or he would have known all about the twins.
yeah-- I was to lazy to change it. Also when I say he was last man drafted--thats true but their were 17 rounds back then-- someone can correct me if it was 15 or 18. He did get in trouble for helping some white folks get some "minority " set aside money but what the heck, not like knocking out some poor college kids and robbing them , beating up a military kid or trying to run over your girlfrien
Go Dawgs....JFW!!!
Anyone have any update?
http://www.latechbbb.com/forum/showt...ight=quick+six
Sorry, this is not the thread I was hoping to find.
Dwayne posted exposed nipples on BTE to gain distance from this thread.
The worldly way.
All your base are belong to us!
I had a steak from Moon's for supper..... IT WAS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
We need 1,400 more posts on here to pass Best Thread Ever.
I watched Duck Dynasty....the one where they make the world's largest duck call. Laughed my ass off. Now I have to sit on my elbows.
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the _____________ would be lost,
the _____________ would be lost.
Ginger or Mary Ann ????
! vote for Mary Ann. More curves!!:D
Hey, can someone give me a quick synopsis of this thread? Preferably in limerick format. Thanks!
It's raining.
Here Here!!
Some threads seem to go forever,
But they fail to be very cleaver,
Some one said die,And agreed did I,
But for this thread, I said NEVER!
There was once was a thread that was gay,
And it never would just go away.
I wish it were dead,
That stupid damn thread,
Yet I click on it every damn day.
Excellent work Champ!
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Ginger or Mary Ann?
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Tina Louis (from January 2004)
Birthdate: 2-11-1934
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Dawn Wells (from March 7, 2004)
Birthdate: 10-18-38
Granny's lookin' good.:D
You would have to pay me in rubies,
Or else get me high on some doobies,
To make me want to read
That god-awful screed
On the thread that won't die (with no boobies).
Honey moon's over.:angry:
"My dear, that is your misfortune." Said by______________________________.
Go Dawgs!!!!!
We now have a DC!!!
Trying to get to page 247 :D
Still trying to get to page 247
How many posts til page 247????
Arrrrrrggggggggggggggg
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My almost PHD daughter needs class 6 in the worst way!
My wife must have taken the following:
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She only has 3 shampoos, 2 conditioners and 1 (Really) body wash. I think I'll keep her.
Did they really mean for Testimonial to be plural?
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We interupt this thread with breaking news. I finally found the earlier referenced thread about "Quick six": (only took a week)
http://www.latechbbb.com/forum/showt...quot-mcdaniels
Now back to our regularly scheduled thread posting.
Really WOW. Hope he calls his doctor if it lasts more than 4 hours!
So, that is how he tripped up guys that tried to run past his backside.
I still have an add from the Morning Advocate circa 1979. The add was for Polk Cheverolet and recommended one get in touch with salesman "Lucky" ......; well, it was supposed to be "Lucky" Rucker, but you can imagine what was actually printed. I can't recall if an editor got the boot.
LiveScience.com reported yesterday that based on an analysis of 10,000 porn stars, the average adult film actress is a brunette with a B-cup named “Nikki.”
Be careful googling names. I googled "Chris Hacker" today to confirm the identity and background of an investment consultant...I even decided I'd look at the photos just to make double sure...wish I hadn't!
no virus...nothing damaging...google it and see
Tonight i watched an episode of Duck Dynasty; wherein, Willie and Jase have a fishing contest. In that episode I learned that Uncle Si can sew!!!! Laughed my ass off!!!
If anyone hasn't watched Duck Dynasty...they should watch a few episodes. It is on channel 265 on Direct TV. Phil Robertson was at TECH when I was there. :D
So...where is everyone???
I was looking at the Cesna girls in the thread about no further flyovers. That reminded me of a story about a guy named Fred.
Fred was out in his back yard that was surrounded with a tall wood fence. He decided he would lie down nude on some towels and get an all over tan. He was lying on his back and saw an airplane circling around just above him.
Fred became annoyed and thought...can't that blind idiot see that I'm a guy??? So, Fred went into the house, got some towels, came back outside and spelled out "BOY" on the ground with the towels. Fred streatched out on the ground again and thought that would be the end of it. The plane came flying over him, extremely low, and Fred saw a wadded up piece of paper come from the plane and fall to the ground near him. Fred walked over, picked up the paper, opened it up. Inside and written in large letters....GIRL.
This was getting waaaayyyy too close to the bottom of the page. Bumpity Bump
Would you have knocked on Les Nessman's "door"?
On a side note: Did you know that Turkeys can't fly?