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Tomorrow is Fish Amnesty Day!

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Originally Posted by sportdawg

Yesterday was Math Storytelling Day!

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Several scientists were all posed the following question: "What is 2 * 2 ?"

The engineer whips out his slide rule (so it's old) and shuffles it back and forth, and finally announces "3.99".
The physicist consults his technical references, sets up the problem on his computer, and announces "it lies between 3.98 and 4.02".
The mathematician cogitates for a while, then announces: "I don't know what the answer is, but I can tell you, an answer exists!".

Philosopher smiles: "But what do you mean by 2 * 2 ?"
Logician replies: "Please define 2 * 2 more precisely."
The sociologist: "I don't know, but is was nice talking about it".
Behavioral Ecologist: "A polygamous mating system".
Medical Student : "4" All others looking astonished : "How did you know ??" Medical Student : "I memorized it."

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Originally Posted by sportdawg

Today is Hug A Vegetarian Day!

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They are probably not vegetarians.

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Originally Posted by sportdawg

Tomorrow is Fish Amnesty Day!

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Originally Posted by sportdawg

Several scientists were all posed the following question: "What is 2 * 2 ?"

The engineer whips out his slide rule (so it's old) and shuffles it back and forth, and finally announces "3.99".
The physicist consults his technical references, sets up the problem on his computer, and announces "it lies between 3.98 and 4.02".
The mathematician cogitates for a while, then announces: "I don't know what the answer is, but I can tell you, an answer exists!".

Philosopher smiles: "But what do you mean by 2 * 2 ?"
Logician replies: "Please define 2 * 2 more precisely."
The sociologist: "I don't know, but is was nice talking about it".
Behavioral Ecologist: "A polygamous mating system".
Medical Student : "4" All others looking astonished : "How did you know ??" Medical Student : "I memorized it."

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The attorney locks the door and closes the blinds. Then sits back in his chair and whispers .... "What do you want it to be?"

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Originally Posted by sportdawg

Tomorrow is Fish Amnesty Day!

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I seem to celebrate this one way too frequently.:(

Unless it's fishing on freezing nights on Saline Lake (Winn Parish) or Bistineau with yo-yos!!:)

I still don't know why this thread can't be moved back to the football forum??!!:shocked2:

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

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If I understand correctly, we may soon find out if one's civil rights actually include the right to rob a store at gunpoint?

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Originally Posted by ChipDog

If I understand correctly, we may soon find out if one's civil rights actually include the right to rob a store at gunpoint?

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No. No. No. You can express your displeasure at something (well, anything of your choosing) by looting and/or burning down the local establishment of your choice. Guns are optional.

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Originally Posted by DogtorEvil

No. No. No. You can express your displeasure at something (well, anything of your choosing) by looting and/or burning down the local establishment of your choice. Guns are optional.

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DE, I can't even express how great it is to have you back posting regularly again!