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I cancelled my subscription to the Times because they could not get my paper to me in a timely fashion.
So did I. The lady said give her a count of how many days I don't get a paper. I told her I wasn't going to keep count, because back when I was a paper boy, I never missed a house! Now, I only buy a Sunday Times Newspaper.....at the store.
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31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SOUTHERN BOYS SAY:
31. When I retire, I'm movin' north.
30. Oh, I wouldn't dare; she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken with a slice of lime.
26. We don't keep no guns in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits, grits, and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too damn big.
11. I've got it all on the C:DRIVE
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Zima iced down for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate!
6. She's too young to be wearing that bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite football team.
3. Youse Guys.
2. Those cutoffs ought to be a little longer, Daisy Mae.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
1. Nope, no more beer for me. I'm driving a whole busload of us down to help in the Hillary Campaign!
I nominate this for POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!! Green for you....AWSOME!!!
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The TECH ticket office called and said they are mailing out the tickets to the RICE game today.
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The TECH ticket office called and said they are mailing out the tickets to the RICE game today.
Just ordered mine. Hope to see you there.
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