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That country boy list is just awful. Mad Italian and 70 you guys should be ashamed for promoting that horrible attempt at comedy.
Well.....if you have something better....please share. We need some laughter after yesterday. :)
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Yesterday was Mulligan Day!
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Today is National Chocolate Cupcake Day!
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Tomorrow is Dress Like a Dork Day!
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I've been watching HOW IT'S MADE on the Science Channel today because I heard they were going to have a segment on college football teams.
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is it bad that I'm hoping for rain on Saturday so my boys' game possibly get cancelled and I can come stand in the rain and cheer on the Dawgs!
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31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SOUTHERN BOYS SAY:
31. When I retire, I'm movin' north.
30. Oh, I wouldn't dare; she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken with a slice of lime.
26. We don't keep no guns in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits, grits, and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too damn big.
11. I've got it all on the C:DRIVE
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Zima iced down for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate!
6. She's too young to be wearing that bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite football team.
3. Youse Guys.
2. Those cutoffs ought to be a little longer, Daisy Mae.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
1. Nope, no more beer for me. I'm driving a whole busload of us down to help in the Hillary Campaign!
32. Hey ya'll, let's go to a Peace Rally.
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33. Those UN boys need a raise.
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34. They spent way too much on that high school football stadium.
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35. My kid plays lacrosse.
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36. I can't believe how many red lights I have to drive through to get to work.
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38. I really admire William Sherman.
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39. Wanna go to the mall and hang out?
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SicemDawgz
39. Wanna go to the mall and hang out?
Excellent posts.....green for you!
