Originally Posted by
Blue Dawg
The drone has killed one of Putin's clones; as we all know, the real Putin died of cancer in 2009. The clone program has, fortunately for Russia, advanced to the point where their army can afford to take over 500% casualties (approx 2 brazillion confirmed combat deaths per day). Ukrainian forces are moving into the Kremlin as we speak. In fact, victory is so imminent that all that remains is a small investment of 600 trillion dollars. Really a triviality, given that a single Ukrainian bullet can kill 5 Russian clones (from pig DNA, of course) at once.