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Every time my 21 month old daughter sees the State-T, she points to it and says "Daddy!".
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splicer
Every time my 21 month old daughter sees the State-T, she points to it and says "Daddy!".
In less than a week a whole team full of Auburn players will be doing the same thing.
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Playing with one of my dogs day before yesterday and caught a claw in my eye. DIdn't think much of it at the time but woke up around 3 AM Friday and it HURT! After a trip to the ER yesterday (I tried to make it through a full day of work but gave up on it around 12 or so) I found out I had a Corneal abrasion/tear-whatever. I'm fixed-up pretty good now but have to look like a pirate for a few days. I have to work at my store all day today and the worst part of all of this is I'm gonna have to explain this about 100 times today. In the past when I'm in a cast or sling, whatever, towards the end of the day I get so tired of telling my customers the same story I just start making crap up.:icon_wink:
Tell them it is pirate appreciation week. All bona fide pirates get a 10% discount. Then, when someone shows you proof that they are pirates, call CrimeStoppers and collect the reward.
But you're an entrepreneur, so I'm sure you've already thought of that. :icon_wink:
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Every time my 21 month old daughter sees the State-T, she points to it and says "Daddy!".
There was a period of time during which every time my then-two-year-old saw a sign with red and blue on it he said "Tech." My favorite was Dairy Queen.
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That's a great repsonse inudesu... that Auburn will be saying daddy after they see the Tech T!
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That's a great repsonse inudesu... that Auburn will be saying daddy after they see the Tech T!
I actually believe "mother" and "son" will be in the phrases they will be using when they see the State T after Saturday. :D
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Tell them it is pirate appreciation week. All bona fide pirates get a 10% discount. Then, when someone shows you proof that they are pirates, call CrimeStoppers and collect the reward.
But you're an entrepreneur, so I'm sure you've already thought of that. :icon_wink:
This is pretty great advice. It seems like you'd get a lot of customers in the store if you just randomly started dressing like a pirate for a week. I'll bet they would purchase something while they were in there just to make it look like they didn't just come in to see if the rumors were true.
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Safeco Field in Seattle is a very nice venue - but charging $4.25 for a bottled water?!? Way too much.
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Safeco Field in Seattle is a very nice venue - but charging $4.25 for a bottled water?!? Way too much.
Extortion
charging of unfairly high prices the charging of an excessive amount of money for something
obtaining something by illegal threats (such as death from dehydration) CRIMINAL LAW the crime of obtaining something such as money from somebody by using force, threats (such as death from dehydration), or other unacceptable methods
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does anyone know a doctor who can tell my wife it's ok for pregnant women to clean toilets, but unsafe for expecting fathers?
You ever find this doctor? Got a number?
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You ever find this doctor? Got a number?
no such luck.
my advice: clean the toilets, but suffer a mild back injury that will make it difficult for you to walk/bounce a screaming baby for too long or bend over to change diapers.
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no such luck.
my advice: clean the toilets, but suffer a mild back injury that will make it difficult for you to walk/bounce a screaming baby for too long or bend over to change diapers.
Done and done. But in the wrong order.
Back went out last Saturday. Spent the whole long weekend laid up. I'm still hurting some.
But I did quite a bit of cleaning last night. Big brownie points (kind of paying for it today, though - maybe that whole "take it easy" advice is good advice).
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My little brother is KTBS's athlete of the week this week!
Think Tech could use a 6'0 160 pound white boy out wide? :)
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Think Tech could use a 6'0 160 pound white boy out wide? :)
Exact same as me. Everyone says I'll be glad I'm skinny when I'm older :icon_wink:
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I along with every other student just got an email from Tech Police regarding parking. Included was this.
"* Unless you have handicap credentials stay out of the handicap parking (even if "just for a minute"). These tickets are $50."
LOL. It just won't die will it Juice