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Glad to see this thread back on the football forum. I know the moderator that keeps moving this thread thinks it is funny! I don't!! The Voo Doo lady says I don't have to have the exact identity of that person for her to do her magic. The serious part is....she said once she starts, I won't be able to stop it. Don't piss me off. Don't be like Hillary and put yourself in a bad situation. Let's call a truce and go forward. Patience is NOT one of my virtues!
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Maybe we have moved it to the pawlitics forum and manipulated your account so that you think it is in the Football Forum...
I guarantee you that your witch doctor is NO match for our witch dogtor...
I'm not looking for a gradeschool pissing contest!
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I usually don't have much to say about the band......However, once they screwed up and played during the intro video, I was kinda hoping they would just sit out the rest of the day. That couple with that weird stuff they were doing today was embarrassing.
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The tribal wisdom of the Plains Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that: "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount." However, in government (and academia) more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living impaired.
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse's performance.
10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.
11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
And, of course ...
13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
5 days til GAME DAY at the JOE!!!
@FBSchedules 5m5 minutes ago
Saturday, Oct. 3:
10 Big 12 teams play each other
12 Big 10 teams play each other
#MindBlown
Sooooooo, which Dawg is going to make the first touchdown this Saturday...Dixon, Henderson, Taylor, Turner, Driskel??????:)
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I am thinking Taylor on a pass over the middle and jukes a couple of defenders on a 40 yard catch.
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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs
weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there
stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year
old woman dressed in nothing but a pair of
running shoes and a sign around her neck. She
introduces herself as a representative of the weight
loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you
can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A
few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives
up. The same girl shows up for the next four days
and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he
weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs,
as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs
program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there
stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he
has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but
running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
"If you catch me, you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best,
but no such luck. So for the next four days, the
same routine happens with him gradually getting
in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs
himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs,
as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the
company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
"This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when
he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing
there, wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
sign around his neck that reads:
"If I catch you, you are mine."
FIVE Simple Truths
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the a-hole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk.
Bonus Truth:
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
I don't know why I get so stressed out about the games on TV - I'm going to the game & if I weren't, it's on KPXJ in Shreveport.
Yesterday was Blasphemy Day!
Today is International Day of Older Persons!
Tomorrow is International Day of Non-Violence!
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Yesterday was National Lace Day!
Today is World Smile Day!
Tomorrow is National Techies Day!
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Yesterday was Plaidurday!
Today is International Frugal Fun Day!
Tomorrow is National Taco Day!
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Seemed to me that ULL's entire focus was stopping Dixon. They learned that TECH is NOT a one dimensional team!!!:)
Yesterday was National Virus Appreciation Day!
Today is National Vodka Day!
Tomorrow is Blue Shirt Day!
Today is letting the LA TECH football players rest their legs day!!! I'm sure their legs were sore after all the ass kicking they did Saturday!!!
Yesterday was Do Something Nice Day!
Today is National Noodle Day!
Tomorrow is You Matter to Me Day!
4 days til GAME DAY!!!:D
Yesterday was Garlic Lovers Day!
Today is Random Acts of Poetry Day!
Tomorrow is World Octopus Day!
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ROFLMAO!
You win!
So, which Dawg is going to make the first TD against UTSA??? ;)
From Omaha:
@ChasersGM: C3PO can't wait for December 18. #ForceAwakens #StarWars #C3PO http://t.co/chIa374qfT
@RandyEdsall: "Worrying is stupid. It's like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain."- Wiz Khalifa
Yesterday was International Walk to School Day!
Today is American Touch Tag Day!
Tomorrow is National Sneakers Day!
This Saturday should be: giveUTSA a good asskicking day!:)
Heart of Dallas Bowl @HODBowl 59s60 seconds ago
Today is #FirePreventionDay. Thank our local firefighters for all of the hard work they put in everyday!
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Yesterday was National Fluffernutter Day!
Today is National Moldy Cheese Day!
Tomorrow is International Newspaper Carrier Day!
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I wish I stil l paid my carrier personally. Then I could really discuss all the times he has not delivered the paper. Instead I have to talk to some "customer relations) persons who maybe gets my paper delivered 3-4 hours later, if at all.Quote:
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I cancelled my subscription to the Times because they could not get my paper to me in a timely fashion.Quote:
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When I first moved to Houston back in 1976 I subscribed to the Post which was a morning paper. The Chronicle was an evening paper then. I added the Chronicle in 1989 although it was by then also a morning paper, but the cost was only about $4.00/mo. After the Hobby family sold the Post it went belly up and to prevent anyone else from moving in, the Chronicle bought the actual physical plant of the Post. Now they are a monopoly and do as they please. The cost is now about $65 for eight weeks (not even two months). I am considering dropping my subscription.Quote:
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Yesterday was Hug a Drummer Day
Today is National It's My Party Day!
Tomorrow is National Kick Butt Day
31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SOUTHERN BOYS SAY:
31. When I retire, I'm movin' north.
30. Oh, I wouldn't dare; she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken with a slice of lime.
26. We don't keep no guns in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits, grits, and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too damn big.
11. I've got it all on the C:DRIVE
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Zima iced down for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate!
6. She's too young to be wearing that bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite football team.
3. Youse Guys.
2. Those cutoffs ought to be a little longer, Daisy Mae.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
1. Nope, no more beer for me. I'm driving a whole busload of us down to help in the Hillary Campaign!
Yesterday was National Food Truck Day!
Today is Spanish Language Day!
Tomorrow is English Language Day!
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Acts 2:4 Day???:laugh:
Go DAWGS!!! JFW!!!
So did I. The lady said give her a count of how many days I don't get a paper. I told her I wasn't going to keep count, because back when I was a paper boy, I never missed a house! Now, I only buy a Sunday Times Newspaper.....at the store.Quote:
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I nominate this for POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!! Green for you....AWSOME!!!Quote:
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The TECH ticket office called and said they are mailing out the tickets to the RICE game today.
Just ordered mine. Hope to see you there.Quote:
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Yesterday was International Day for Failure!
Today is National Stop Bullying Day!
Tomorrow is Conflict Resolution Day!
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