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Today is National Transfer Money to Your Daughter Day
Luckily I only have sons
So who's going to fight vs UTEP? Me +2
Today is Leif Erikson day
Pastor Appreciation Day
Today is National Kick Butt Day
Today is the day after the day after the day that Alex and MacKenzie got married!
Tomorrow is National Sausage Pizza Day. Now that is worth celebrating!
Yes it is worth celebrating and breaking the no post.
Nothing like the allure of anise oil. whether in Italian sausage (in the mouth of man), or rubbed on the favorite plastic worm ( in the largemouth’s)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bulldog Tom
:D
Today is It's My Party Day
Did you cry? If you wanted to that is. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by sportdawg
Today is National Savings Day (Call me ;))
Happy National Dessert Day!🍨🧁🍰
Tomorrow will be “Just another” Satur Day except in Denton, TX :D
Today is here
Nope, don't want it to die!!
Go Dawgs!!!!
Today is 03-13-23
Today 3-14 is Pi Day after the numerical concept 3.14........................... to infinity:
Why shouldn't you talk to Pi at a party? (It goes on and on and on...)
What did the mathematician tell his wife the PIN number of his credit card was? (The last four numbers of Pi)
What did the geometry student say about his latest test? (It was easy as pi)
What do you get if you divide the circumference of the sun by it's diameter? (Pi in the sky)
What's a math major's favorite sport? (The Pi-athalon)
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e**(i*pi) +1 =?
Have a runner in scoring position with Matulia up to bat...
Very clever, while also very funny. Good job!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dwayne From Minden
It might be.....it could be.....It isssss....a home run!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dwayne From Minden
Today, March 21, is 32123 DAY!!
https://history-computer.com/wp-cont...1-1536x922.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by WWDog
How many mathematicians does it take to screw-in a lightbulb?
according to my google search:Quote:
Originally Posted by OLDBLUE
It only takes one mathematician to screw in a light bulb.
Proof:
Let the “bulb screwing number” https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=N_...&fg=000000&s=0 of a profession https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=p&...&fg=000000&s=0, be the minimum number of people of profession https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=p&...&fg=000000&s=0 that must be assembled to screw in a light bulb. For any pair of professions https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=p_...&fg=000000&s=0 and https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=p_...&fg=000000&s=0 with https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=p_...&fg=000000&s=0 and https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=N_...&fg=000000&s=0 finite, there exists a “hiring” operation such that any one person of profession https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=p_...&fg=000000&s=0 can hire a collection of size https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=N_...&fg=000000&s=0 of appropriate people of profession https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=p_...&fg=000000&s=0 such that the collection of such people can screw in a light bulb. By the transitive property of light bulb screwing with respect to hiring, a single member of profession https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=p_...&fg=000000&s=0 can screw in a light bulb by hiring https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=N_...&fg=000000&s=0 people of profession https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=p_...&fg=000000&s=0 and therefore, so long as there exists a profession https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=p_...&fg=000000&s=0 with finite bulb screwing number, the existence of this hiring operation implies that the bulb screwing number https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=N_...&fg=000000&s=0 of https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=p_...&fg=000000&s=0 is at most 1. But, since we know there exists at least one light bulb that has been screwed in by at least one person of some non-mathematician profession, and there has only ever been a finite number of people, there must exist some other profession with finite bulb screwing number, so the bulb screwing number for mathematicians is 1. QED
Very good ��
Another way is 1 mathematician, but he'd need several grad assistants to help.Quote:
Originally Posted by OLDBLUE
Excellent deduction!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by sportdawg
You followed that huh 70...;) Pie are not so square after all :DQuote:
Originally Posted by 70TECHGRAD
Its "exponential":rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by OLDBLUE
What if the "poly" has only 2 faces....like politicians. (Deep thought.....:angry:)
Anybody remember Pisa Pizza right next to campus? I loved that place. Pinball, pizza and muffuletta sandwiches.
Was it located across from Bogard and Nethkin Hall on the corner, behind the location of the original Johnny's?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tech77
I only remember they delivered :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LABulldog
Best muffuletta I ever had!
Johnny's wasn't always at it's current Tech Dr/Cooktown Rd location?Quote:
Originally Posted by LABulldog
Actually don't. But I do remember Cushino's (before it became the first Johnny's location) across from Nethkin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tech77
Cushiono's=the original Ruston muffalletta
For years in the mid/late 70's and into the early 80's it was located across the street from Nethken Hall on what was then the corner of West Arizona Ave. and College Street.Quote:
Originally Posted by JuBru
That's what I thought too....I remember Cushino's in that location, but not Pisa Pizza. Pisa must have been a predecessor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dawgpix
They were close in proximity with their locations, but not exact. Pisa Pizza was facing toward the direction of Howard auditorium.
Entity Name Office Address Start Date
PISA PIZZA, INC. 307 S College St, Ruston, LA 71270 1963-10-07
Look what I uncovered online
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by LABulldog
Yep, right to the dorm
Me, too! The beginning of the end for my skinny physique.Quote:
Originally Posted by WWDog
You are correct! Nice to see a young man who graduated college who can both count and spell. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sportdawg
Why do the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?
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Okay I will come clean. Your first riddle is an old one that I had heard before. But the Flintstones were from the Stone Age, which was before Christ, so they would have not celebrated Christmas. So I have no idea why they would have celebrated Christmas, unless corporate greed necessitated another Christmas special regardless of whether it makes historical or biblical sense. I will wait for the punchline.Quote:
Originally Posted by sportdawg
no punchline, but maybe the are from the distant future where humanity was mostly wiped out and had to start over, but still had our traditions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bulldog Tom
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Originally Posted by Bulldog Tom
It's called prophecy guys. They're just ahead of the game a little.Quote:
Originally Posted by sportdawg
Go dawgs!!!!!!!!
I haven't been on here in months. I was hoping I could get this thread back on page 1.
Maybe you need to slap an ugly decal on it
If a helmet decal shows up on a helmet and nobody is there to see it, does it really exist?
MaybeQuote:
Originally Posted by revf
Yep, Cushino's I believe it opened in late 1966 or early 1967. It was owned by Dominic Cordaro and his cousin, Sammy Marabella. I was there the day before Cushino's opened. Dom had purchased some good used furniture. Most of the chairs matched but the tables didn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dawgpix
I said,"Dom, the tables don't match!" Dom said, "watch this." He then took some red and white checkered tablecloths and covered each table!! Presto, they all matched.
Yes, it sounds like one decal clappingQuote:
Originally Posted by revf
…………let Coach Cumbie take control of it.
that is damn funny!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by techman05
............. put a lock on 70TECHGRAD's keyboard, turn yours off, and go watch watch weeds grow in your garden. Lots more excitement these days. :D
Если вы хотите, чтобы тред умер... найдите ботов, которые смогут его взять на себя.
What do Epstein and Christmas ornaments have in common?
Neither one hangs itself!
Did you know that before crowbars were invented, crows used to drink at home ??
...snicker...Quote:
Originally Posted by nadB
We’ll, this thread actually came back from the dead!
Why did the non-binary prospector head out west?
There was gold in them/their hills.
Look at you showin' off :laugh::laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by sportdawg
If you want a thread to die Put in "Football news" under "Spring game.":icon_roll:
As soon as Dumbie finishes his copy of football for dummies so he knows what Franklin is saying he will fire off some amazing quotes I am sure.
Reminder: April is procrastination awareness month
:laugh::laugh: I see what you did there. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by sportdawg