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We have a ten month old daughter, and we do hope to have more kids someday. I suppose it's in my best interest to get used to the crunch of Cherrios underfoot?
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Guisslapp
I hate people that walk slowly. Maybe I should post this in that other thread.
One of the advantages of height is that you can walk slowly, but still move (relatively) quickly.
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We have a ten month old
daughter, and we do hope to have more kids someday. I suppose it's in my best interest to get used to the crunch of Cherrios underfoot?
Wow! Great pic..
Yep get used to the cheerios, cheetos, and sticky on the floor. A house dog helps a lot.
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maddawg
Wow! Great pic..
Yep get used to the cheerios, cheetos, and sticky on the floor. A house dog helps a lot.
Thanks. We've been pleased with that photographer's work (to say the least). Not that you could take a bad picture of something that pretty (gets it from her Momma, obviously).
I think I can get used to stepping on cheerios. It's the occasional green bean under a bare foot that kills me.
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It's the occasional green bean under a bare foot that kills me.
The midnight barefoot lego is the bain of my existence.
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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities: 1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2) If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over..
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "...it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having an affair with her, then #2 above cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze over."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."
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TruDawg07
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities: 1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2) If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over..
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "...it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having an affair with her, then #2 above cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze over."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."
That should be an A in anybody's book.
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Sometimes I like to take my laptop to the bathroom with me.
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Sometimes I like to take my laptop to the bathroom with me.
Sometimes?
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Champ967
Sometimes I like to take my laptop to the bathroom with me.
not me. my dumbphone and "bubble breaker" accompany me any time i can't bring a good book.
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It isn't much of a sport (if at all), but speed walking in itself can actually be quite useful I would think.
In daily life it's easily more practical to be able to walk quickly than to say, throw a ball through a peach basket or kick an inflated oblong spheroid through two sticks.
In summary: Speed walking = useful in life, not so useful for sporting/entertainment purposes.
If you need to get somewhere fast then just run, theres no need to speed walk. heck skipping is faster than speed walking.
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08-26-2010 08:01 pm
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sometimes i like to take my laptop to the bathroom with me.
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08-26-2010 08:01 pm
:laugh:
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Have y'all heard about the new video Kenny Chesney made? Boys of Fall?