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Here's a completely random thread for any completely random thought that may come to mind. These are pretty popular around the Internet.
I'll start this off with an astute observation on the fact that I am, in fact, getting old:
I just literally told a bunch of kids to get off my lawn! Unfortunately, I didn't shake the fist, but I SHOULD have.
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Oh, and Red Diamond makes a Sugar/Calorie Free Sweet Tea now, and it's INCREDIBLE.
It's God's gift to Southern dieters, I'm pretty sure.
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I'm in Minneapolis. The food sucks here. The only local cuisine is cheese curds.
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Luminaire
Oh, and Red Diamond makes a Sugar/Calorie Free Sweet Tea now, and it's INCREDIBLE.
It's God's gift to Southern dieters, I'm pretty sure.
That stuff is pretty good. I don't make tea anymore. I just pick up a jug of the Diamond tea.
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I'm feeling old too, 25 and just bought a house, adopting kids, and getting an insurance policy, just in case, because the wife is quitting work for the kids. Ohh...and I've yelled at the kids in the neighborhood too.
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I have a question...
My 3 yr old daughter has recently brought to my attention the world of Barbie. If Barbie is so popular, why do i have to buy her friends?
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Rus-La should end all of his/her posts with "From Rus-La with Love".
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My 3 yr old daughter has recently brought to my attention the world of Barbie. If Barbie is so popular, why do i have to buy her friends?
Um, do we really need to tell you why Barbie needs to have her girlfriends? It is so that Dad can play with them after the kid goes to sleep. Do I have to draw a picture?
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Every morning since graduation I wake up and say, "Holy heck, I think I've turned into an adult!" Strange things are going on in my brain. It feels like I'm missing my position of "gorilla," yet social norms won't let me wear the suit to work. I feel responsibility in the form of insurance and electric bills and stuff creeping up on me like a predator. While I know I'll make it (this is why I went to Tech in the first place), I guess nerves are natural.
And I miss Tech already.
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Abominable Gorilla
Every morning since graduation I wake up and say, "Holy heck, I think I've turned into an adult!" Strange things are going on in my brain. It feels like I'm missing my position of "gorilla," yet social norms won't let me wear the suit to work. I feel responsibility in the form of insurance and electric bills and stuff creeping up on me like a predator. While I know I'll make it (this is why I went to Tech in the first place), I guess nerves are natural.
And I miss Tech already.
What you describe doesn't change after 40 either. You still feel like college was yesterday. The only difference is that college kids look like they are 10 years old.
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What you describe doesn't change after 40 either. You still feel like college was yesterday. The only difference is that college kids look like they are 10 years old.
...and they call you "sir".
A good friend of mine out here has a 3 year old daughter. The other day she and I were joking around with each other and I told her she was crazy. She, not understanding that I was joking, said, "I'm not crazy, old man!" Her mom scholded her for not "respecting her elders", but I could not help laughing.
I'm officially an old man at age 34.
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I recently went to a friends house for a crawfish boil/graduation party. There was one of those big blow-up jumpy things for the kids. I got in it with two of my buddies and we had a wrestling match that would have made JYD proud. (There was lots of beer there as well). The wife of my buddy who was having the party yelled at us and told us to get out of the jumpy-thing. Im physically 35 years old but I will never be completely "grown-up".
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I realized my body-fat index directly increases with my age. So now that I am 36, I must have 36% body-fat. YIKES. I feel like crap!
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RockNRoll Warrior
Um, do we really need to tell you why Barbie needs to have her girlfriends? It is so that Dad can play with them after the kid goes to sleep. Do I have to draw a picture?
Um...yeah. that was a joke...you know...popular...have to buy friends...nevermind. :icon_roll:
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Hey, we did surgery this morning on a guy that had a 3 in. knife blade stuck in the side of his head...all the way to the handle. He's alive...so far.