Originally Posted by
cowpoke1977
This ones for you Ray!!!
The Lie Clock
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.
Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
behind him.
He asked, "What are those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie Clock.
Every time you tell a lie,
the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is
that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man, "and whose clock
is that?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told
only two lies in his life."
"Where's President Obama's clock?" asked
the man.
"Obama's clock is
in Jesus's office, he's using it as a ceiling
fan."