I know it's probably common knowledge now but in case you didn't know the boy from Sling Blade also played quarterback in Friday Night Lights.
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I know it's probably common knowledge now but in case you didn't know the boy from Sling Blade also played quarterback in Friday Night Lights.
HITCHHIKER
Thank you fuh the lif', suh. M'names Tommy. Tommy Johnson.
DELMAR
How ya doin', Tommy. I haven't seen a house in miles. What're you doin'
out in the middle of nowhere?
TOMMY
I had to be at that crossroads las' midnight to sell mah soul to the
devil.
EVERETT
Well ain't it a small world, spiritually speakin'! Pete and Delmar
just been baptized and saved! I guess I'm the only one here who remains
unaffiliated!
DELMAR
This ain't no laughin' matter, Everett.
EVERETT
What'd the devil give you for your soul, Tommy?
TOMMY
He taught me to play this guitar real good.
DELMAR
Oh, son! For that you traded your everlastin' soul?!
TOMMY
I wudden usin' it.
Johnny Ringo: [Ringo steps up to Doc] And you must be Doc Holliday.
Doc Holliday: That's the rumor.
Johnny Ringo: You retired too?
Doc Holliday: Not me. I'm in my prime.
Johnny Ringo: Yeah, you look it.
Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Wyatt Earp: [to Ringo] He's drunk.
Doc Holliday: In vino veritas.
Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.
Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella.
Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Ecentus stultorum magister.
Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.
Tombstone Marshal Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.
Johnny Ringo: Don't any of ya have the guts to play for blood?
Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry.
Doc Holliday: Say when...
Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHER******! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother******. Say what one more ***damn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to f*** him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f***** by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
2 thoughts:
1. AG_jr didn't read the whole thread before he posted (or even the first page).
2. The studio's copyright lawyers really weakened this thread.
"Down by the creek. Walkin' on water" my favorite line of Tombstone.
Easy. Blazing Saddles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I29FGVcD1M
Scene at 3:15
Waco Kid: Look at that.
Sheriff Bart : Smooth as ice.
Waco Kid: But I shoot with this hand.
Also in that scene: "The little bastard shot me in the ass!"