Re: Need A Little Help!!!
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Originally Posted by
personofbluecolor
Hey guys, need a little help here!! The wife and I are going on a little vacation in a few days and doggone it we can't seem to find anyone to keep our twelve year old son. Our usual sitter is gone to summer camp and the both our parents can't help out. What we have in mind is a middle aged male, single or divorced. Would prefer you have a high tech alarm system for your bedroom to alert you if anyone was about to enter your bedroom. You must allow the child to sleep alone with you!! If you have a chemical dependency for perscription drugs thats a plus!! If you have trouble getting the little bugger to sleep just give him wine...we jokingly call it "Jesus Juice" Ha.Ha. LOL!!! We would really like it if this person has superstar status. You know, that way nobody will be getting the wrong idea and think something fishy was going on. You definitely can't be a "average Joe"...if it ever got out the public just wouldn't understand how we could let our kid do that with just anybody!! Wouldn't want anyone thinking we were bad parents!! Thanks in advance!!
POBC......I think you just missed out on getting 'the perfect guy' for your situation
Re: Need A Little Help!!!
I know a guy...wait...never mind, he's not available now.
Re: Need A Little Help!!!
I hear Gary Glitter is available.
