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A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs
some Cyanide.

The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her...

It gets even better:

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Now for Irish Humor (And no, these aren't ethnic slurs, I'm mostly Irish)


An Irish man is driving home late one night and a policeman pulls him over.
The cop comes to his window and says "Mr....