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after you get shot 9 times you tend to take your health pretty seriously...i would assume.

800 dogs...ok, but 82 parrots is just gross.

that statement, sir, is completely dependent on the quality of the beer and the pizza...not to mention the quality of the taint. :D

if one knows janis joplin, it should be assumed that one also has heard 'bobby magee'...right?

don't wear a red shirt when you go to target unless you want to answer a lot of questions.

'law and order' on tnt.

there's a M*A*S*H marathon on hallmark.

24...missed the one about the books and page numbers.

there is an ice cream truck that drives around my neighborhood but never stops...i've seen children chase it and it still doesn't stop. and its music is just 2 notes played at random.

i have seen...