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if it keeps them from running out of gas and leaving people stranded it will be worth it.

you're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss.

it is theoretically possible to pass up a box of fresh donuts without taking one. but as far as i know that is just theory -- i have no empirical evidence to support it...

in macy's today with texastina and our youngest daughter. wife said she was going to go get some hose while the daughter and i were checking out a candy display. after we finished looking at candy,...

it goes without saying

i can't even get anyone to argue with me about the best part of a brisket?

the best parts

birthday cake: the middle piece
brownies: the corner piece
watermelon: the bit closest to the rind that's still red
brisket: the lean end of the fat end
chicken: thigh
football...

they built a museum behind the alamo to house and display his collection of alamo and texas revolution related artifacts along with some of the artifacts that were formerly displayed inside the alamo...

this week i learned that phil collins is an avid alamo enthusiast. yes, that phil collins. yes, the alamo of the texas revolution.

i think there are a lot of people who have themselves had an abortion or encouraged/pressured someone else to get one, and they are desperately trying to cope with their own guilt. they have to...

no, google, i'm not going to click on the "ad" link at the top of my search results if it is the exact thing i was searching for. home depot doesn't need to pay you to show me their ad when i...

this is a significant accomplishment. congratulations!

the houston texans should make a new year's resolution to stop being bad at football.

speaking of dad jokes, my youngest is the only member of the family who still appreciates mine. i was in the popeye's drive-thru with her today, and we had to pull around and park to wait for the...

i used to think san antonio and new orleans were the two worst places in the world to drive, but nashville drivers made a strong push for the title last weekend.

we got a new mascot for baseball games?
https://twitter.com/nocontextcws/status/1529519584537153537/photo/1
https://twitter.com/nocontextcws/status/1529519584537153537/photo/1

any of them do this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AscY3G3P6GA

related: manager notices that a project is behind schedule and starts holding daily meetings with the entire project team to ensure it's getting the proper priority.

everyone be sure to observe a moment of silence today in remembrance of the 1944 sinking of the u.s.s. mayo...
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c1/USS_Mayo_(DD-422)_in_1940.jpg

i knew you would know. but talking to someone who has been there is insufficient for me. it needs to be someone i know and trust. (and are you sure it's not lao?)

warning: rambling nonsense ahead. tl;dr: laos doesn't exist. change my mind.

so i was in the shower thinking about some good food i had a couple months ago (i think about food a lot) and i...

if you don't leave a voicemail, don't expect me to call you back.

a song about being served fish when you were promised steak:
"that girl is poisson" by belle beuf du voeu...

i don't remember seeing anything like this in '97... i wonder when the quality of Champs went downhill...

"cartoonish" if there was a cartoon about a student who used amphetamines to stay awake and study for three weeks straight...