Next time bring three cowbells
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Next time bring three cowbells
It's National Diarrhea Awareness Month.. No sh**!
My Taco Bell/Dorito Taco Shell Story:
As the owner of a gourmet market I very rarely eat at fast food restaurants. The few times that I do eat at them it is usually in sheer desperation and on a...
Are you bragging about a "blood-related swelling" from waist to ankle again?:icon_wink: Get well soon.
HOLD UP NOW RHINO! Leave a few for the rest of us! Limit two per customer.
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
I turn 40 this month and I got the "you might check into getting snipped." talk the other night!
I wouldn't mind giving Palin a good flogging! Wait a minute...what exactly is flogging?:icon_wink:
There were a lot of people calling in sick to work today due to IBS...(Irritable Bowl Syndrome)
I used to ride my bike over two miles to buy an Icee and a Charleston Chew. I'd put the Charelston Chew in my iIcee til the nougat froze and then eat it like that. Finishing with a slightly...
Did your car only go in circles?
Summer of 89; the summer before my senior year of high school, I bought my first vehicle. Brand-new Ford F-150 Longbed with the 302 two barrel. It was plain white with a hideous blue stripe that...
What's the over/under on how many days until Lindsay Lohan starts her porn career?
Whatever happened to Ron Mexico?