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Dawg Dude, you are wise beyond your years. What are you planning for your major at TECH?

So you didn't tell him to move along before getting out the ticket book?

That is very assholish.

Is he a repeat offender? Is parking in handicap zones at this building a problem?

Instead...

What was your reason? Was he belligerent?

Why didn't you just tell him to move?

As long as he had the flashers on, he's good to go.

No parking on the dance floor!

Wasn't he on the football training or equipment staff?

Lifelong dream, commitment to public service - for the good ones.