He's an lsu student. What would you expect?
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He's an lsu student. What would you expect?
link? (Don't ask for some one to give you a link and not give one yourself!)
The county you lived in or the county you live in? See, if you are a student at lsu you live in a parish not a county....
Come on Matt, you know you laughed at some of the others!
I personally like "...go south till you smell it and east to to step in it!"
What do tornadoes and graduates from lsu have in common?
They both end up in trailer parks.
Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans around lsu's campus?
Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
AND FINIALLY!
How do you get to lsu from Louisiana Tech?
Head south until you smell it and east until you step in it.
How many lsu grads does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer unknown. Still searching for a lsu grad with the qualifications to do such a task.
Why do lsu women wear bibs?
To keep the chew off their dresses!
Why is lsu thinking about putting artificial turf in tiger stadium?
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing!
How does being a lsu grad prepare you for life?
You learn not to expect much!
What's the difference between a female lsu student and an elephant?
About 10 pounds!
How do you make it even?
Force feed the elephant!
Did you hear the one about the lsu fan who was injured in a pie eating contest?
A cow stepped on him!
Eariler this year lsu women began showing up with little red dots covering their faces and their bodies. Doctors were mystified about the dots and begun running extensive test on the girls. Finally,...
Next year the lsu cheerleaders will wear high-heeled boots at all games.
They are tired of their knuckles dragging!
How do you tell the difference between Big Foot and a lsu woman?
One is tall, hairy, smelly, and ugly; the other has big feet!
Why did the lsu grad only change her baby's diaper once a week?
The box said 9 to 11 pounds.
Why do lsu grads put their diplomas on the dash of their vehical?
So they can park in handicap spaces!
A man walked in a store and said to the clerk, " I would like an yellow hat, purple pants, purple shirt, and yellow shoes."
The clerk asked, "Are you a lsu fan?"
"I sure am!" the man said...
How do you keep an lsu fan from drowning?
Take your foot off his head!
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Again, I'll speak slowly for you, these are jokes. You do not need to reply with
"Yeah, well.......
Two lsu fan were walking through the woods when they came upon a set of tracks. The first lsu fan said, "Those are deer tracks." The second lsu fan said, "No. They are to big to be deer tracks. ...
What does a lsu grad call a TECH grad?
BOSS!
What do you call a lsu football player with an IQ of 20?
Gifted
If you have a car with an lsu wide receiver, linebacker, and defensive back, who is driving the car?
A Cop!
What has 20 legs and 3 teeth?
The front row at Tiger Stadium.