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Dawgbert,

Thanks for the warning, but I know some of the people on this board personally. If anyone asked them to dance around naked, the joke would be on the asker...not the dancer.

Q: What does a Jewish child molestor say?

A: "Hey, kid, wanna buy some candy?"

One day long, long ago there was a woman who did not complain or whine about anything.

But that was long, long ago...

And, it was only one day....

The end.

A husband walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and approaches his wife who is in bed.

"Honey," he says, "this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

The wife says,...