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What a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes
to wear if we don't do laundry right now!"
What a...
A young boy had just gotten his Driver's permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to...
Tetanus shot
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>> The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up
>> from the couch; then starts putting on his coat.
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>> His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks,
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Chili Cook Off
>> Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili
>> Taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL.
>> Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili
>>...
A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the...
Life's a Bitch
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If...
A mother and her 6 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago . The son (who had been looking out the
Window) turned to his mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby...
One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and...
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The...
I love how Reggie Theus went and took a picture with them.
Riverdance Rap in honor of my 300 post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBeiQvFsQLM
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Funny stuff JAB!!!
Funny.
Agreed very funny.