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A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling
> back andforth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help
> you sir?""Yessh!
> Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr"...

Three women die together in an accident and

go to heaven.


When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We! only have

one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter...

as a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom
door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from
within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked:...

Hey! where's my props???