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  1. Thread: Jokes

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    Seriously? I never saw that...
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    I thought I was the only one who pictured Spinoza with a beard. Something like this, but older:

    http://svenmonk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/beard.jpg
  3. Thread: Jokes

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    I don't know man... It's pretty bad. I'm in the "maybe that shouldn't be posted" camp.
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    Sorry. Already posted.
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    I got onto the elevator this morning and this girl turned to me and asked, "Can I smell your balls?". A little freaked out I immediately said "No!". To which she responded, "Oh then that must be your...
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    When taking Mr. Hearn's BLAW class, I did the best in the class on the first exam. But being that it was midterms, I turned in a UP slip (UnPrepared) that meant it was OK not to know the answers from...
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    You gotta admit... this one's pretty funny.
    1097

    And guess what? I think we found him....
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    Oldie, but goodie:

    T.O. is not the only Dallas Cowboy star to attempt suicide recently. After a tough start to the 2006 season, Drew Bledsoe also attempted to take his own life with a handgun....
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    AMAZING STORY . . . . . . . . Elephant's Memory - Touching Story

    In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
    college.

    On a hike through the bush, he came across a young...
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    - A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect,...
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    What has 30,000 legs and 1 cherry?

    The women of LSU and a Tom Collins.
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    A shout out to all those wonderful girls that can only be found in the land of milk and honey:

    Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

    The...
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    Bill and Hillary are at the Yankees World Series Game 6, sitting in the
    first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the
    Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers...
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