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A WISH FOR ALL THE DIFFICULT PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE...

Daily inspiration

Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still

bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him she's staying home.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

Her boss asks, "What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit

lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in

phone booths when your calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on...

Nominated as the best short joke of the year:



A Three-year-old little boy was examining his

testicles while taking a bath.

Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?"