It was the volleyball butt that got him....
''Don't be a bad dagh..."
What's the short list?
When you get paid millions of dollars by an SEC school, you try to get laid. When you try to get laid, you hire a 25-year-old blonde volleyball player. When you hire a 25-year-old volleyball player, you decide to ride around with her on a motorcycle. When you ride around with her on a motorcycle, you crash into a ditch. When you crash into a ditch, you lie about the blonde. When you lie about the blonde, you lose your high-paying job at an SEC school. When you lose your high-paying job at an SEC school, you become a head football coach at a Sun Belt school. Don't become a head football coach at a Sun Belt school.
I think I see show biz in his future.
Yes, Farm Bureau Insurance covers road rash on your face.
This is the back
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