SkunkApeKiller Manifesto 2.0

[DellDawg]

UTSA scum... guarantee it.

[SkunkApeKiller]

Whooaa now. I'm on your side here. I put your team in a conference that it belongs it. U guys in the WAC was a joke. You guys should have been and it sounds like you will be in Conf USA.

UTSA scum... guarantee it.

[Bigdog13]

UTSA scum... guarantee it.

UTSA fans are scum now? Did I miss something?

[DellDawg]

UTSA fans have been talking crap about us on several forums like they are Boise and we are a FCS program of something.

[Dirtydawg]

Technically the term Skunk Ape originated in Florida as their version of Bigfoot or Sasquatch. However, it has over time come to be a generic name for any large, hairy, unknown, ape-like creature. It still ranks behind Bigfoot and Sasquatch as a popular name. For the record when all sources are considered, Texas has more overall sightings than Florida.


Little known fact, Bigfoot or whatever you wish to call it, has been seen in every state of the Union, except for Hawaii.

That's because they don't recognize each other as sasquatch.

[rabiddawg]

I know for a fact there are sqatches in Hawaii i see a blonde pair on that show Dog the Bounty Hunter.

[olddog29]

As an avid hunter who too often is too busy to hunt, I have hunted extensively in the Southeastern United States. While I enjoy the yarns concerning "the people of the woods" as my grandparents called them, I have never seen anything I could not explain away through a more rational explanation. That said, I have a question for those of you that are responding to the unique name of the initiator of this Thread. If you were to come across such an animal in a situation where you were in a position to do so, would you become a Skunk Ape Killer?

[TYLERTECHSAS]

As an avid hunter who too often is too busy to hunt, I have hunted extensively in the Southeastern United States. While I enjoy the yarns concerning "the people of the woods" as my grandparents called them, I have never seen anything I could not explain away through a more rational explanation. That said, I have a question for those of you that are responding to the unique name of the initiator of this Thread. If you were to come across such an animal in a situation where you were in a position to do so, would you become a Skunk Ape Killer?

No

[WonderDawg]

Not unless I had to. It would have to be real danger from anyone or anything.

[hookdown]

As an avid hunter who too often is too busy to hunt, I have hunted extensively in the Southeastern United States. While I enjoy the yarns concerning "the people of the woods" as my grandparents called them, I have never seen anything I could not explain away through a more rational explanation. That said, I have a question for those of you that are responding to the unique name of the initiator of this Thread. If you were to come across such an animal in a situation where you were in a position to do so, would you become a Skunk Ape Killer?

Well since the thread is totally hijacked and headed to Cuba....



There are numerous reports whereby hunters have seen such creatures and did not take the shot. The excuse generally falls into three catagories, 1) awe and surprise, 2) looked too much like a human to shoot, 3) I need a bigger gun (no TWHS, please!). Of course there are plenty of reports where shots were fired to no effect. You certainly would not want to only tick one off.

[Dirtydawg]

As an avid hunter who too often is too busy to hunt, I have hunted extensively in the Southeastern United States. While I enjoy the yarns concerning "the people of the woods" as my grandparents called them, I have never seen anything I could not explain away through a more rational explanation. That said, I have a question for those of you that are responding to the unique name of the initiator of this Thread. If you were to come across such an animal in a situation where you were in a position to do so, would you become a Skunk Ape Killer?

Without hesitation. (hopefully)

[Champ967]

As an avid hunter who too often is too busy to hunt, I have hunted extensively in the Southeastern United States. While I enjoy the yarns concerning "the people of the woods" as my grandparents called them, I have never seen anything I could not explain away through a more rational explanation. That said, I have a question for those of you that are responding to the unique name of the initiator of this Thread. If you were to come across such an animal in a situation where you were in a position to do so, would you become a Skunk Ape Killer?

Sounds like a good meal. Marinate overnight in worcestershire & CocaCola.

Then put some rice on and start a roux ...

[SkunkApeKiller]

The new Big East (after raiding mwc again)

BIG EAST

EAST

SOUTH FLORIDA
CENTRAL FLORIDA
NAVY
ARMY
AIR FORCE
RUTGERS
UCONN
UMASS
VILLANOVA
TEMPLE

WEST

SAN DIEGO STATE
BOISE STATE
FRESNO STATE
UNLV
HAWAII
HOUSTON
MEMPHIS
CINCINATI
LOUISVILLE
SMU

call this skunkapekiller 3.0 if you like

MERGE CONFERENCE USA/ MOUNTAIN WEST/ WAC/ FCS

NORTH

IDAHO
MONTANA
MONTANA STATE
NORTH DAKOTA
NORTH DAKOTA STATE
PORTLAND STATE
SACRAMENTO STATE


SOUTH

TULANE
ALABAMA-BIRMINGHAM
TULSA
RICE
TEXAS-EL PASO
SOUTHERN MISSISSIPPI
NORTH TEXAS STATE

EAST

MARSHALL
EAST CAROLINA
APPALACHIAN STATE
DELAWARE
JAMES MADISON
OLD DOMINION
UNC-CHARLOTTE

WEST

WYOMING
COLORADO STATE
SAN JOSE STATE
NEVADA-RENO
UTAH STATE
NEW MEXICO
NEW MEXICO STATE







MERGE SUN BELT/ MAC/ FCS

NORTH

BOWLING GREEN
BALL STATE
TOLEDO
NORTHERN ILLINOIS
WESTERN MICHIGAN
CENTRAL MICHIGAN
EASTERN MICHIGAN

SOUTH

FLORIDA ATLANTIC
FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL
FLORIDA A & M
TROY
SOUTH ALABAMA
GEORGIA STATE
GEORGIA SOUTHERN


EAST

MIAMI
KENT STATE
AKRON
OHIO
BUFFALO
YOUNGSTOWN STATE
WESTERN KENTUCKY



WEST

TEXAS-SAN ANTONIO
TEXAS STATE-SAN MARCOS
MIDDLE TENNESSEE STATE
LA-MONROE
LA-LAFAYETTE
LA-TECH
ARKANSAS STATE

[Bill Brasky]

Please stop the skunk madness!

[Allgood]

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