Quote Originally Posted by Randolph Duke View Post
10. Texas A&M was a branch of The University for the first 72 years of its existence, from its founding in 1876 until 1948.

9. Texas A&M was not founded as a military school and is not one today.

8. Over half of the guys in the Corp of Cadets have nothing to do with the school's ROTC program and are just dressing up and going to Corps events to play dress-up.

7. The Texas A&M Fighting Aggie Band has people just carrying instruments and not playing them. These people are needed to fill out the ranks of the band for show.

6. Texas A&M has a losing lifetime record against the ACC, SEC, Big 10 and Pac 12.

5. The Aggies haven't won a major bowl game in 25 years.

4. The Aggies have a lifetime losing record in bowl games

3. The Aggie Fight Song is based on a tune called "Goodbye My Coney Island Baby." It has been sung by Homer Simpson (as the B-Sharps) and by Frasier Crane better than the Aggies have ever sung it.

2. If you google "j i z z (remove the spaces) jar" you will learn disgusting things about the Aggies.

1. The last time the aggies finished a season ranked in the top 10 was 1994. That year they were ineligible for a bowl game as they were on NCAA probation for cheating. The last time the aggies finished a season ranked in the top 5 was 1956. That year they were ineligible for a bowl game as they were on NCAA probation for cheating.

Go Bulldogs!
Wow.

A texas fan so obsessed with A&M he has to come to another board to post about them.

We don't play you anymore.

Get over it.