Originally Posted by
Champ967
Let's play a game ... Why did the chicken cross the road?
Maddawg: To get to the lions share on the other side.
Dawg80: To get to LSU-S for an education that best serves his unique needs.
LFR: Because Reneau took no action to prevent it for 25 years.
SportTechFan: It's not his fault there were no shuttles.
Champion110: That's our chicken out there, and we must support him. That chicken needs to know, everyday, that we'll always have his back, no matter what.
TylerTechsas: We must take back America and stop the radical agenda from turning any more chickens to this deviant road-crossing lifestyle.
Hogdawg: Who gives a shit? He crossed the road. That's just common sense, dumbass. Fact. Period.
DFM: To have something to do until basketball starts.
Dawg06: That right-of-way was shifted by ordinance in 1998. So, even though people continue to use it as a road, it's really not one at all. Everybody needs to post this on the chicken's facebook wall, so maybe he'll get the message.
qng01: See the attached graphic of the chicken in the correct shade of blue. I also made the road look like a post-apocalyptic terminator wasteland, just cuz it looks badass.
Nadb: To get wrapped in bacon.
Your turn ... any takers?