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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Let's play a game ... Why did the chicken cross the road?


    Maddawg: To get to the lions share on the other side.

    Dawg80: To get to LSU-S for an education that best serves his unique needs.

    LFR:
    Because Reneau took no action to prevent it for 25 years.

    SportTechFan: It's not his fault there were no shuttles.

    Champion110: That's our chicken out there, and we must support him. That chicken needs to know, everyday, that we'll always have his back, no matter what.

    TylerTechsas: We must take back America and stop the radical agenda from turning any more chickens to this deviant road-crossing lifestyle.

    Hogdawg:
    Who gives a shit? He crossed the road. That's just common sense, dumbass. Fact. Period.

    DFM:
    To have something to do until basketball starts.

    Dawg06:
    That right-of-way was shifted by ordinance in 1998. So, even though people continue to use it as a road, it's really not one at all. Everybody needs to post this on the chicken's facebook wall, so maybe he'll get the message.

    qng01: See the attached graphic of the chicken in the correct shade of blue. I also made the road look like a post-apocalyptic terminator wasteland, just cuz it looks badass.

    Nadb: To get wrapped in bacon.



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    Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Thats where the tickets were for Tech's Bowl Game!

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    Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    sLUM: What a badass chicken, let's make it our mascot!

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    Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Middle Finger State: To prove that the east side of the road was as good as the west side.

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    Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Champ967--There was a 200 year old structurally deficient, non-functioning, archaically designed condemned chicken coop he wanted to inspect in an effort to divert scarce public funds needed for more important public use to renovate said coop just so people could have a reminder of what chicken coops looked like 200 years ago. In addition to the fact it's a known gathering spot for Bernice girls.

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    Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    DirtyDawg: Looking for hens.

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    Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    marketdawg--That's where my market is located and while people might have better prices than I do, nobody beats my meat or chokes my chicken.

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    Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Quote Originally Posted by Champ967 View Post
    Let's play a game ... Why did the chicken cross the road?


    Maddawg: To get to the lions share on the other side.

    Dawg80: To get to LSU-S for an education that best serves his unique needs.

    LFR:
    Because Reneau took no action to prevent it for 25 years.

    SportTechFan: It's not his fault there were no shuttles.

    Champion110: That's our chicken out there, and we must support him. That chicken needs to know, everyday, that we'll always have his back, no matter what.

    TylerTechsas: We must take back America and stop the radical agenda from turning any more chickens to this deviant road-crossing lifestyle.

    Hogdawg:
    Who gives a shit? He crossed the road. That's just common sense, dumbass. Fact. Period.

    DFM:
    To have something to do until basketball starts.

    Dawg06:
    That right-of-way was shifted by ordinance in 1998. So, even though people continue to use it as a road, it's really not one at all. Everybody needs to post this on the chicken's facebook wall, so maybe he'll get the message.

    qng01: See the attached graphic of the chicken in the correct shade of blue. I also made the road look like a post-apocalyptic terminator wasteland, just cuz it looks badass.

    Nadb: To get wrapped in bacon.



    Your turn ... any takers?
    That is funny!

    STF

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    Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Quote Originally Posted by SportTechFan View Post
    That is funny!

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    They're all pretty good, but Champion110 and Nadb are by far the best.

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    Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    CoolHandClyde-I don't know, but when he settles in let's send him a membership application for LTAC.

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    Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    ULL: It's not a road, it's Louisiana

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    Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Guisslap-It was an arbitrary decision by the chicken. Why even discuss it?

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    Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    HUGETechFan - OMG did he make it across? Someone PLEASE tell me he made it!!!!

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    Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    inudesu - Well the chicken did in fact enter onto the pavement, but as you can see, it was curved, and he actually ended up on the original side he started, so did he in fact really cross the road. I remember when I was in Japan we had this happen.

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    Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    FIM - The chicken will get run over by a truck.

    Jford - If the chicken had been to the BTB site he'd have known all about the road before he crossed it.

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