Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Dirtydawg]

rankinfiledemocrats - This chicken crossing the road phenomenon was at it's worst when GWB was president. In fact, he encouraged it and was the reason it got so out of control.

rankinfilerepublicans - Because Obama has done nothing, like he promised, to curb the chicken road crossing Obamanation. What happened to his hopeandchange? In fact, the numbers show that the crossings have increased, but only in the Muslim owned chickens. He's ordered his chicken crossing agents to prevent any chickens owned by Christians from exercising the same rights to crossing the road as he allows the Muslim chickens, and the media won't report on it. All they talk about is the Chick-Fil-A nabbing the chickens as soon as they arrive to make sandwiches out of them that they refuse to serve to gays.

[Dirtydawg]

Let's play a game ... Why did the chicken cross the road?


Maddawg: To get to the lions share on the other side. Plus it was actually a hen, and thanks to title9, Tech made every effort to make sure the hen had luxury transportation to make sure it arrived on time and safely while ignoring the roosters who do the work to pay for the hen's accomodations.

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[DoubleDDawg]

To show the aggies how to prepare for hurricanes .www.snopes.com/katrina/photos/aggie.asp

[techblue4]

70TECHGRAD - So that the thread wouldn't die! Sportdawg, the chicken and I will never let it die!

[WWDog]

Dawgpix: I have a series of pictures documenting the event.

[RhythmDawg]

ULMFan: It's not a chicken, it's a freaking warhawk. And you guys are just scared to play us. We also have a better nursing school. Geaux Tigers.

[TYLERTECHSAS]

Guisslap: "I don't believe in chickens therefore it wasn't a chicken."

[TYLERTECHSAS]

Tech77: "I'll have to ask Dwayne first." :icon_wink: Sorry

[inudesu]

Jason or Ford - A chicken recently crossed the road to take an official visit to Louisiana Tech, Coach Sonny Dykes said he really liked the way the chicken . . . To continue reading this article you must be a member. Sign Up Now for a FREE Trial

[Dwayne From Minden]

DonW - because he was running from a Catholic Priest...

[Dwayne From Minden]

Champ967 - TWSS...

Dogtorevil - Because he was a pu$$ie...

Dr DR - Because my loyal friends, he couldn't have done without your help...

[Dwayne From Minden]

Cartek - Because he was a dumba$$ sonofabitch who couldn't sell split-tail to a ship full of sailors...

[Tech77]

TylerTechsas: Because the evil spirit in Jerry Jones was exorcised out his body and inserted into the chicken, which couldn't find a cliff to run over, so it ran across the road in a failed attempt at suicide.

[Guisslapp]

Guisslap-It was an arbitrary decision by the chicken. Why even discuss it?

That is actually what I would say. Not sure that a chicken has a rational faculty, so any decision it would make would be instinctual or arbitrary.

Guisslap: "I don't believe in chickens therefore it wasn't a chicken."

No points.

[DONW]

DonW - because he was running from a Catholic Priest...

You've got it backwards, that priests would be running from me because I'm going to beat the hell out of him for molesting the little kids.