Actually, if I were A.D., I would be talking to ESPN right now. I would find a good contact on their tv negotiation team and hire them as a private consult. I don't think there is a rule against that (there may be for a direct member of the negotiation team - conflict of interest, but not someone with power at ESPN.
Sitting on the couch eating great value puffy cheetos and drinking dr thunder - because we are who we are and won't spend the dough to buy the real thing...
''Don't be a bad dagh..."
You forgot the stretched out underwear and man boobs.
"Tha BRO"