Tony Franklin to Receive Big Bucks at California

[RhythmDawg]

He ain't all there, is he...

[RhythmDawg]

I'm never going to Berkeley.

"For me, I'm a weirdo and I don't feel weird here. I feel normal." - Tony Franklin

[T1]

"When I lived in Kentucky, they told me that the founders wanted Jesus to be King of America. Then I moved to Berkley and found out the founders never even heard of no Jesus. I knew I should've voted for Obama."

[TYLERTECHSAS]

The southern saying for Franklin's type is, "He ain't hooked up right" followed by "Bless his heart."

Or as we say in the oilfield, "He's a half stand off bottom".

[TYLERTECHSAS]

"When I lived in Kentucky, they told me that the founders wanted Jesus to be King of America. Then I moved to Berkley and found out the founders never even heard of no Jesus. I knew I should've voted for Obama."

The poor man is "rudderless" and doesn't even know it.

[OLDBLUE]

The poor man is "rudderless" and doesn't even know it.

His oars don't hit the water at the same time. (tends to send you in circles)

[70TECHGRAD]

He will probably tell you he has women figured out too!

[HogDawg]

Yeah, this is an old thread. But going from $205K to $572K can really have an effect on your lifestyle and philosophy . . . ..

Read on:

http://mweb.cbssports.com/ncaaf/writ...at-home-at-cal

Oh....good God. Franklin has now officially gone off the deep end. I don't think I've ever read an article so loaded with arrogance and narcissism. He truly thinks he's evolved to a higher plane, and that people in the conservative south haven't. Wow. But interestingly, he doesn't sound like he really enjoys coaching anymore. He prefers to spend his time with the liberals in the coffee shop or on the protest stump instead of with his fellow coaches.

In the liberal world of Berkeley, Franklin finds he has more friends outside of football than ever in his adult life. Franklin intentionally doesn't socialize much after hours with other Cal coaches.

This story should play real well in Berkley. But I wonder how it will affect his "business" in all those high school coaches offices throughout the rest of the country.

[BullPupN'46]

Tony has eaten from the forbidden fruit tree and thinks he is in the "Garden of Eden".

[techman05]

He will probably tell you he has women figured out too!

Gotta be careful with that out in Cali. You think you have a "woman" figured out only to find out that...............

[70TECHGRAD]

Gotta be careful with that out in Cali. You think you have a "woman" figured out only to find out that...............

And...yada, yada, yada....

[TechDAG]

It was illegal to be a Baptist in most of the colonies. Almost all of them had a single religion that could be practiced

[Dawgpix]

It was illegal to be a Baptist in most of the colonies. Almost all of them had a single religion that could be practiced

But when they got to Louisiana, there was a difference in northern Louisiana and southern Louisiana Baptists. In North Louisiana, they had to frown when they swallowed their liquor.

[70TECHGRAD]

But when they got to Louisiana, there was a difference in northern Louisiana and southern Louisiana Baptists. In North Louisiana, they had to frown when they swallowed their liquor.

And in North Louisiana, they couldn't dance on the table.

[LEEDAWG]

What happens in Bernice stays in Bernice!