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    Intercepted Email to the UConn AD's office

    Since the NSA security server is turned off today because of the government shutdown, I was able to intercept the below email from our AD to the UConn AD! Great to see T-Mac being so proactive!


    >> Dear Warde Manuel,

    I write you to offer my condolences for the football season your program is enduring. From what I gather, the last couple of years have been rough since your BCS appearance after the 2010 season. Going forward, the AAC is a brutal conference... it behooves you to seek out a new head coach with years of experience to navigate the treacherous schedule.

    I would like to make you aware of a tremendous asset in Ruston that could be of benefit to your program.

    What if I told you that you have the opportunity to rehire the winning-est coach in your program's storied 117-year history? If USC could raise John McKay from the grave and enter another golden era of Trojan football, I assure you they'd jump on it.

    Two words... Skip. Holtz. His .589 winning percentage in Storrs is higher than any of the other 28 head coaches who have graced the sidelines since 1896.

    I am prepared to make you a limited-time offer. Simply a nice gesture from one WBB school to another. If you act now, we'll go ahead and waive the buyout (that's a $1.5MM value). Please know that this is from the kindness of our hearts; perhaps just put us on the agenda next time AAC does conference expansion and where to send the fruit basket.

    For more information, contact me at tmcclelland@latech.edu. It's important that I hear from you rather soon, because once we run the table in C-USA conference play, we could potentially rescind this offer.

    Sincerely,

    Tommy McClelland

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    Re: Intercepted Email to the UConn AD's office

    Ha. Haha. Ha.

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    Re: Intercepted Email to the UConn AD's office

    Well played.

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    Re: Intercepted Email to the UConn AD's office

    Good one!

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    Re: Intercepted Email to the UConn AD's office

    I double dawg dare you to send that to our new AD. He needs a kick in the pants to realize Tech fans aren't willing to give Holtz "time" to turn it around.

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    Re: Intercepted Email to the UConn AD's office

    Quote Originally Posted by dawgtired View Post
    I double dawg dare you to send that to our new AD. He needs a kick in the pants to realize Tech fans aren't willing to give Holtz "time" to turn it around.
    What's the alternative? Withdrawing monetary support so the program collapses irrevocably? Bitching on the internet?

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    Re: Intercepted Email to the UConn AD's office

    Quote Originally Posted by dawgtired View Post
    I double dawg dare you to send that to our new AD. He needs a kick in the pants to realize Tech fans aren't willing to give Holtz "time" to turn it around.
    Dwayne said he already reads this site.. hope he enjoys quality humor!

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    Re: Intercepted Email to the UConn AD's office

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Dawg View Post
    What's the alternative? Withdrawing monetary support so the program collapses irrevocably? Bitching on the internet?
    Yes and yes.

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    Re: Intercepted Email to the UConn AD's office

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Dawg View Post
    What's the alternative? Withdrawing monetary support so the program collapses irrevocably? Bitching on the internet?
    Drop to FCS.
    Yes.
    Yes.

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    Re: Intercepted Email to the UConn AD's office

    I meant what are we, as fans and supporters, going to do to force T-Mac, LGs, etc's hand on this? Dropping to FCS doesn't hurt them as much as it hurts us the fans.

    "We want an answer or ___!"

    Fill in the blank.

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    Re: Intercepted Email to the UConn AD's office

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Dawg View Post
    "We want an answer or ___!"

    Fill in the blank.
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    Re: Intercepted Email to the UConn AD's office

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Dawg View Post
    I meant what are we, as fans and supporters, going to do to force T-Mac, LGs, etc's hand on this? Dropping to FCS doesn't hurt them as much as it hurts us the fans.

    "We want an answer or ___!"

    Fill in the blank.
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    Re: Intercepted Email to the UConn AD's office

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Dawg View Post
    I meant what are we, as fans and supporters, going to do to force T-Mac, LGs, etc's hand on this? Dropping to FCS doesn't hurt them as much as it hurts us the fans.

    "We want an answer or ___!"

    Fill in the blank.

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    Re: Intercepted Email to the UConn AD's office

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Dawg View Post
    I meant what are we, as fans and supporters, going to do to force T-Mac, LGs, etc's hand on this? Dropping to FCS doesn't hurt them as much as it hurts us the fans.

    "We want an answer or ___!"

    Fill in the blank.
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    Re: Intercepted Email to the UConn AD's office

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Dawg View Post
    I meant what are we, as fans and supporters, going to do to force T-Mac, LGs, etc's hand on this? Dropping to FCS doesn't hurt them as much as it hurts us the fans.

    "We want an answer or ___!"

    Fill in the blank.
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