Yeah......we wouldn't want to take a risk or anything. Afterall, it's much more comfortable being a loser program that people laugh at (like they did at Rice.)
Remember......there are obvious perks to being a member of the LA Tech Losers Club. Let's quickly review the advantages:
1) First, it's Cheaper!! Fans can save money on LTAC donations because nobody wants to "give" to a program that's losing and has no future.
2) It's Cheaper X2! No need to buy season tickets to get good seats. Just wait until game day and viola!....you get the best seat in the house. Want chair back seats? They're YOURS, free of charge. :icon_wink:
3) Parking at JAS is much easier on game day when your program is losing.
4) The concession stand lines are much shorter. No more long waits to get that Pepsi for the wife and kids. The best part? your school will never run out of inventory. :icon_wink:
5) It's Cheaper X3. No worrying about the travel costs associated with attending a bowl game. And you don't have to feel guilty, because your team will be watching the bowl games on TV, just like you!!
6) No more sweating the "coaching stuff" Just hire a cheap one, and be done with it.
Yep. Remember.....MEMBERSHIP HAS IT'S PRIVILEGES!!. Be sure and join today so you can start taking advantage of these privileges soon.