We couldn't KEEP the ball would be a more accurate statement. Our offense SUCKED. Period. With six minutes to go in the 4th we had run...wait for it.... 9 plays for 19 yards. The defense was not lights out but played well enough to win. Anybody that says otherwise need not take a drug test for a while.
Fire the coaches. Pull all the scholarships. Fire the president and all the deans. This is the end of the world. Fire the fans because they don't wear blue. Tear down the stadium. Hell, tear down the school. We have the worst team that ever played football. Forfeit the game next. Hell, forfeit all the games next year, for the next ten years.