Clairee Belcher: (trying to do "color commentary" by discussing the color of the football uniforms) ... But I love the top - such a vibrant purple. Bob, would you call this color "grape" or "aubergine'?
Ouiser Boudreaux: SHUT UP!
Clairee Belcher: What?
Ouiser Boudreaux: You're makin' a fool outta yourself, Clairee.
Clairee Belcher: I am not.
Ouiser Boudreaux: This is football. All the people wanna hear about are touchdowns and injuries. They don't give a damn 'bout that grape shit.
It's time to close the doors to the Temple of Janus.
Well, not any touchdowns and I hope no injuries during off season, so what else do talk about?