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7. Louisiana Monroe (1-7)
ULL defeated ULM in the UL Learning The Alphabet Classic. Next week ULL plays ULN and ULM will meet ULO. Actually, I think we're all going to meet ULO whether we want to or not. I Googled "ULO" as I wrote this, and it's a French home surveillance system that's an owl shape with big eyes that watch your property for you and can send emails if there's trouble. Sources tell me that Bill Belichick already has bought the company.