Article 1 -- Overturn Roe v. Wade. Personhood begins at conception.
Article 2 -- Repeal 2nd Amendment. Congress and/or states can regulate or prohibit private ownership of firearms.
Call it the "Right to Not Die" amendment. Or perhaps the "Put Up or Shut Up" amendment. It's a package deal -- everyone leaves equally unhappy. But at least kids no longer get aborted or shot.
Whaddya say?